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34 Things That Cross Your Mind Every Time You Watch "Fixer Upper"

It's all about that Shiplap.

Shelby Sooy
Jan 12, 2016
Ohio University
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34 Things That Cross Your Mind Every Time You Watch "Fixer Upper"
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HGTV is a gift from the television gods that features shows such as "House Hunters," "Flip or Flop," "Property Brothers," and many more. However, the gem of all home-improvement shows is "Fixer Upper," featuring Chip and Joanna Gaines; a husband and wife realtor-contractor-designer-home flipping team that literally changes people's lives. "Fixer Upper" is a gem. It is inspirational to all HGTV and Pinterest lovers alike. It creates a beautiful sequence of thoughts, questions, and ideas while you watch...ideas such as the following:

1. Why are Chip and Joanna LITERALLY relationship goals?

2. Look at the goats! They're so cute.


3. I should seriously consider moving to Waco, Texas.

4. Like really, the houses are SO CHEAP and SO CUTE.

5. Is that a dead rat?

6. That house is bad...really bad.

7. It's okay, because Chip and JoJo can fix ANYTHING.

8. Which house will they choose??

9. Does it really matter? Chip and Jo will make every house look amazing.

10. It's not an episode of "Fixer Upper" until Chip talks about his belly.

11. How does Joanna get her hair to look like that?

12. She is ~flawless~

13. All about that open floor plan. Who needs walls?

14. YAAS! SHIPLAP!

15. Shiplap is bae

16. I wonder how my house would look with Shiplap...

17. And French Doors.

18. Oh! A soaker tub!

19. AND a walk-in shower.

20. I wonder how much it would cost to have Chip and JoJo design my future home...

21. Aww...Chip and Joanna are so cute. They're so in love.

22. Is there a way to find out if a wall is low-bearing before you demo it?

23. I should seriously move to Waco.

24. Their farmhouse is perfect.

25. Why are their kids so cute?

26. THEY ARE LITERALLY SO PERFECT.

27. I wonder if they've tricked anyone with the poster...

28. Look at that Shiplap! Yay Shiplap!

29. Can I hire Joanna to stage my house for me?

30. Better yet, will she teach me how to go antiquing?

31. Look at the Subway Tile...it's almost as flawless as Chip and JoJo.

32. I'm so glad they love their house.

33. This is better than Pinterest.

34. Screw it. I'm moving to Waco.

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