For hundreds of years periods were thought of as a taboo, even now. If you mention having a period to a guy he loses his mind and says that's disgusting. Well periods are not nasty, they are natural and sorry Donald Trump, but Megan Kelly said that to you because you're an ass not because of her maybe having her period. SO here are some thoughts I'm sure all women have during their time of the month.

1. Okay so my calendar says today I'm getting my period.

2. Guess no more cute thongs for me.

3. Holy crap I think I'm getting shanked.

4. Mother nature why must you punish me for not being pregnant.

5. UUggGGHHH I just want to lay in bed.

6. No I need to get up and be an adult.

7. Okay bringing to extra tampons because I'm a smart cookie.

8. They should make chocolate with Midol in it.

9. OOOHHHH CHOCOLATE!!

11. Okay I'll get chocolate after class.

12. Hurry up Professor I need chocolate!

13. Crap my tampons fell out of my purse.

14. That's right frat guy.

15. I'm on my period!

16. Fine give me a stank face I'll give you one back!

17. I could so fight him.

18. Why do I need to hide my period.

19. It's just blood.

20. I should be allowed to say to people, "I am on my period. So if you do anything to make me mad or cry I will stab you with my tampon!"

21. Just kidding that shits expensive.

22. Thank G-d NOW I CAN GET CHOCOLATE!

23. Thank you dollar tree for your $1 chocolate.

24.I need more food.

25. Taco Bell?

26. Pizza?

27. Yup Pizza.

28. Okay so I have a pizza and chocolate.

29. I deserve this.

30. This pizza is so good!

31. Can I put chocolate on my pizza? Oh yes this is amazing.

32. Okay so even though I'm bleeding from my vagina and I want to punch a wall its fine.

33. Because I'll always have pizza and chocolate to make me happy.