- Write an essay on Shakespeare.
- Watch a documentary on how paper is made.
- Go to a Hillary Clinton rally.
- Wax off my eyebrows and draw them back on with a sharpie.
- Run a mile in flip flops made out of legos.
- Drive through Orange, Texas, with a gay pride flag.
- Wear a “Make America Great Again” hat until Election Day.
- Dye my hair with Kool-Aid.
- Take a CrossFit class.
- Listen to nothing but Cher for a whole week.
- Have a conversation about politics with Paris Hilton.
- Get stuck on an elevator with a sick person.
- Re-elect Obama.
- Go into a room full of cats for an hour, without taking Benadryl.
- Run a marathon in high heels.
- Read the Book of Mormon.
- Try to make it as an opera star.
- Become best friends with Oprah.
- Wash my hair with eggs.
- Be a contestant on “The Bachelor.”
- Tell my mom her cooking sucks.
- Sit in silence while a liberal tells me why my views are wrong.
- Swim with my eyes wide open, in the ocean.
- Go barefoot for a week.
- Watch every Nicholas Sparks movie.
- Teach an old person how to use an iPhone.
- Sit in the middle of a football field during a game.
- Do an avocado face mask (I’m allergic to avocados).
- FaceTime with the Kardashians.
- Drink vinegar.
- Wear tennis shoes with dresses.
- Only do my makeup on the left side of my face.
- Go vegan.
LifestyleAug 08, 2016
33 Things I Would Rather do than Pack for my Apartment
If I stare at everything long enough, maybe it will pack itself.
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