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33 Reasons To Get A Margarita Instead Of A Boyfriend

"No one will judge you if you have a different one every night"

Chloe Gottschalk

Jan 16, 2017

Eastern Illinois University

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33 Reasons To Get A Margarita Instead Of A Boyfriend

So, you're thinking about getting a boyfriend, are you? Well, before you make any rash decisions, I think you should take the time to seriously think about it. Do you want a boyfriend, or do you want a margarita? After reading this article, I think we all know which you're going to choose. And my suggestion to you is to get a Mango one, they're the best.

1. You won't mind sharing your margarita with someone else

2. They always boost your self confidence

3. Margaritas will never 'forget' to text you back

4. They'll never leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

5. You never have to spend more than $15 on a margarita

6. Margaritas won't lie to you

7. They always taste good

8. And if they don't, it's only because they're stronger than you originally thought

9. They always make sure you're having fun

10. No one will judge you if you have a different one every night

11. You always know exactly what you're getting with a margarita

12. A margarita will never give you mixed feelings

13. Plus, they can't speak

14. Margaritas always smell delicious

15. Their hangovers last a few hours, and heartbreaks can last for years

16. A margarita will never tell you you've had too much

17. Every margarita flavor tastes good

18. And if for some reason it doesn't, you can just get a new one

19. Every margarita size is fulfilling

20. Margaritas always make you happy

21. Your margarita will never look for someone who can finish it faster than you can

22. Your margarita will always like your friends, and your friends will always like it

23. You won't get mad when you hear that someone else sucked on your margarita

24. A margarita will never tell you you're being 'psycho'

25. Your margarita will never lead you on

26. A margarita won't get mad when you get a new one as soon as you're done with it

27. No one will think less of you if you're enjoying two margaritas at once

28. A margarita will support every decision you make

29. Margaritas won't call you derogatory names because of what you're wearing, doing, or saying

30. A margarita will always pick you up when you're down

31. Your margarita won't mind if you want to spend every night with it

32. It's okay if a margarita is a little salty

33. A margarita will never let you down

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33 Reasons To Get A Margarita Instead Of A Boyfriend

"No one will judge you if you have a different one every night"

1. You won't mind sharing your margarita with someone else

2. They always boost your self confidence

3. Margaritas will never 'forget' to text you back

4. They'll never leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

5. You never have to spend more than $15 on a margarita

6. Margaritas won't lie to you

7. They always taste good

8. And if they don't, it's only because they're stronger than you originally thought

9. They always make sure you're having fun

10. No one will judge you if you have a different one every night

11. You always know exactly what you're getting with a margarita

12. A margarita will never give you mixed feelings

13. Plus, they can't speak

14. Margaritas always smell delicious

15. Their hangovers last a few hours, and heartbreaks can last for years

16. A margarita will never tell you you've had too much

17. Every margarita flavor tastes good

18. And if for some reason it doesn't, you can just get a new one

19. Every margarita size is fulfilling

20. Margaritas always make you happy

21. Your margarita will never look for someone who can finish it faster than you can

22. Your margarita will always like your friends, and your friends will always like it

23. You won't get mad when you hear that someone else sucked on your margarita

24. A margarita will never tell you you're being 'psycho'

25. Your margarita will never lead you on

26. A margarita won't get mad when you get a new one as soon as you're done with it

27. No one will think less of you if you're enjoying two margaritas at once

28. A margarita will support every decision you make

29. Margaritas won't call you derogatory names because of what you're wearing, doing, or saying

30. A margarita will always pick you up when you're down

31. Your margarita won't mind if you want to spend every night with it

32. It's okay if a margarita is a little salty

33. A margarita will never let you down

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Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

A summer well spent.

1. How to shower in less than 10 minutes.

2. Being comfortable sweating, like all the time.

3. The beauty of not wearing makeup.

4. Naps are essential for survival.

5. Even extreme extroverts need alone time.

6. How to remember names in a few short hours.

7. The freedom in sharing your faults.

8. Showering every day is not necessary.

9. Fake it til you make it.

10. Bugs are the enemy.

83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

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