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32 Thoughts Every College Student Has When Going Back To School

I guarantee you will have had at least one of these thoughts go through your mind as you are driving back.

Madison Grundler

Jan 16, 2017

St Ambrose University

32 Thoughts Every College Student Has When Going Back To School

1. Please, no don't make me go back today.

2. Yes mother, I have everything!

3. Mom please don't follow me to the car.

4. Yes, mom I have my quarters and my money!

5. Hmmm, what CD do I want to listen to on my way back to hell?

6. Damn, I'm hungry and I have only been on the road for 5 minutes!

7. Shit, I have to unpack all of this when I get back!

8. I wonder how long it is until Spring Break.

9. Why couldn't we have just one more week!!

10. Umm, is this car trying to race me?!

11. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

12. I wonder if the WiFi will be better when I get back?!

13. Who am I kidding, that will never happen!

14. "IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER, YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE!!!!"

15. I wonder if Jimmy Johns would deliver to my car?!

16. *Starts Crying* "AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII EYYY IIII WILLL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU OOOOO"

17. Hold on everyone, this semi is coming over!

18. OOOO that person was kinda cute!

19. Hey wait up!!!

20. Hey Siri....Are we there yet?!

21. I wonder if I have any food left at school?

22. Hey jackass get off my tail!

23. Hmm, I wonder if I just ran away would I have to go back to school??

24. If I ran into this guard rail would I get free tuition?!

25. OMG I feel like I have been driving forever!!

26. Is that my car that smells or the truck next to me?

27. OMG I'm almost there!

28. *Calls mom* Yes mom I made it back okay...yes I will let everyone know!

29. Damn now I really have to unpack!

30. I'm sooo hungry!

31.....Shit I forgot my ID.

32... Well I guess I have to go back home!

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