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32 Things I Say To My Roommates

I have 5 roommates and I love them to death.

Kaitlynn Bartley

Jan 30, 2017

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Kaitlynn Bartley

Everyone who has roommates knows how close you can get with them. Well, I have 5. Five roommates, that's right. I live with five other girls in an apartment, which means I'm always with someone. Which means that when I have questions or comments or need to talk about random things, I have someone there with me. Here are 32 things I say to my roommates.

1. Is it bad that I haven't done laundry all week?

2. I can't wait to nap.

3. Do I smell?

4. Does my hair look good?

5. Do I need a shower?

6. How's my makeup?

7. Can you tell I just rolled out of bed?

8. Does my outfit look okay?

9. What's the weather like?

10. Wanna go to Dunks?

11. Wanna go to Starbucks?

12. Wanna order pizza?

13. Wanna order Chinese?

14. Food?

15. Can I eat your ___?

16. Will you play with my hair?

17. Will you braid my hair?

18. Can I braid your hair?

19. People are so stupid!

20. Did you hear about (insert name of mutual friend here)?

21. Should I dye my hair again?

22. Should I cut all my hair off?

23. Would you still love me if I was bald?

24. Would you still love me if I looked like a weird SnapChat filter?

25. Am I being too clingy?

26. Want to go on an adventure?

27. I need a hug.

28. I need someone to listen to why I'm angry and just agree.

29. I need someone to tell me I'm wrong.

30. I need someone to support me.

31. I need someone to congratulate me.

32. I need someone to make me laugh.

I started this list and it was funny thinking of everything we say to each other. We can be a pretty wild group, but the further I went on the more I realized how much these ladies mean to me. They're my best friends. They're always there for me. Whenever I need anything they support me, they tell me I'm wrong, that I'm right, they give me exactly what I need with no questions asked. I'm forever grateful to have them in my life, and I really hope they understand how much they truly mean to me.

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1. Is it bad that I haven't done laundry all week?

2. I can't wait to nap.

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6. How's my makeup?

7. Can you tell I just rolled out of bed?

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16. Will you play with my hair?

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19. People are so stupid!

20. Did you hear about (insert name of mutual friend here)?

21. Should I dye my hair again?

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23. Would you still love me if I was bald?

24. Would you still love me if I looked like a weird SnapChat filter?

25. Am I being too clingy?

26. Want to go on an adventure?

27. I need a hug.

28. I need someone to listen to why I'm angry and just agree.

29. I need someone to tell me I'm wrong.

30. I need someone to support me.

31. I need someone to congratulate me.

32. I need someone to make me laugh.

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1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

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