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32 Things Only Best Friends Can Say To Each Other

Do you say any of these to your best friend?

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32 Things Only Best Friends Can Say To Each Other
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People don't typically like bring criticized but when it comes from your best friend, we usually brush it off and don't get offended. How come when the criticism comes from your best friend you are able to laugh it off or even realize, "dang that was a bad idea". Your BFF can say absolutely anything to you, because you know it’s out of love. So now please enjoy a list of things only best friends can say to each other.

1. I love you but you are acting like a crazy person right now

2. Your breath smells awful. No, seriously. It smells like you pooped in your mouth.


3. You need to calm down

4. Can you tell I haven't showered in 12 days?

5. You need to pull your sh*t together

6. Your feet are gross

7. You farted didn't you? Well, it smells gross

8. Nope, you aren't going out like that, go change

9. You are actin' a fool, you need to stop

10. Are you on drugs right now?

11. Stop putting Band-Aids on your issues, and f*cking deal with them.

12. He's not worth your time, he' s just another f*ckboy

13. Those horizontal stripes make you look like a beached whale.


14. What happened to you, you look like you've been chewed up and spit out.

15. If you keep f*cking around with this d-bag, you will catch feelings and end up getting hurt.

16. You sound just like your mother

17. Stop checking your phone, if he wanted to text you, he would've by now


18. If I were a guy, I'd date you.

19. My little girl is all grown up

20. Get dressed, we're going out tonight B*tch

21. One more shot!!

22. You've had plenty to drink, I'm taking you home before (insert alter ego) comes out

23. Can we cancel tonight? I don’t have an excuse except that I’m so lazy right now.

24. "Open the door, I’m outside” when you show up to their place unannounced.

25. You have to watch this movie, even if you don't want too

26. Does this look normal?

27. My vagina hurts

28. Bruh I have to take a sh*t

29. Stop f**king the same guy you already know its sh*tty sex

30. We should get more food even though we ate two minutes ago.

31. Hey, my pee was really bright today, do you think thats bad?

32. You know whats a really good idea? Getting matching tattoos!



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