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These Are The 32 Stages Of Taking A Selfie

#32: *Deletes 99 selfies from the camera roll*

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Original Photo by Karlee Onstad
Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

We are all guilty of taking selfies. If you say you aren't, you are lying to yourself. And we also know that the one picture that you post to Instagram has 20+ companions that are (to no surprise) extremely similar, yet you declare this one to be the perfect one. So, without further ado, here are the 32 stages of taking a selfie:

1. *Mmmm ok girl, you are lookin' gooood today!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

2. *OH, SHIT! Front camera!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

3. *Okay, so either my mirror or my camera is lying, because these look nothing alike.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

4. *Changes position. LIGHTING!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

5. *Moves head slightly to the right.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

6. *Moves head slightly more to the right.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

7. *Little more? Okay, so now it looks like I have a broken neck. Cool.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

8. *Goes back to original position*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

9. *NOPE*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

10. *Maybe a new background? (Moves two inches)*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

11. *Serious face?*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

12. *Silly-sexy face?*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

13. *Mystically look off into the distance?*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

14. *Okay, just try acting casual.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

15. *Why does my hand look so strange...?*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

16. *Maybe lipstick will help?*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

17. *Shit… I should pluck my eyebrows…*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

18. *We're just gonna cover that up real quick*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

19. *Rotate camera?*

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20. *All about them angles*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

21. *What if I add a filter? Hmmm…”

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

22. *Hahah these are hilarious!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

23. *I. Am. A. Bug.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

24. *Okay, okay, just smile.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

25. *OMG MY HAIR!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

26. *UGH!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

27. *Duck face?*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

28. *Oh god. I have regrets. Nooooo.*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

29. *One more time!*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

30. *Eh, good enough…*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

31. *(4 minutes passes) Nope, I don’t like it. I’ll try again tomorrow*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

32. *Deletes 99 selfies from the camera roll*

Original Photo by Karlee Onstad

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