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32 Realistic New Years Resolutions

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Every year most of us make a New Years Resolution and fail to keep it. Just so you can feel accomplished, here are some New Years Resolutions that aren't hard to commit to:

1. Eat at least one fruit or veg a day.

2. Contemplate exercising.

3. Only eat pizza when you’re drunk.

4. Don’t snooze your alarm.

5. Do your laundry once a week.

6. Make a schedule (following it is optional).

7. Shop only when you need something.

8. Tell people you love them more often.

9. Read a book for fun (children’s books count).

10. Don’t consciously wait to text someone back.

11. Don’t be the drunkest one at the party.

12. Dance more.

13. Pet every dog you see.

14. Don’t bad mouth celebrities (unless it’s Donald Trump).

15. Be honest.

16. Order a tall instead of a grande.

17. Make phone calls more often.

18. Only skip your big lectures.

19. Don’t eat your roommate’s food.

20. Swipe right for people you know even if they’re weird.

21. Attempt to remember people’s names.

22. Don’t complain about the quality of the jungle juice.

23. Tip the nice bartenders.

24. Avoid people wearing cargo shorts.

25. Don’t forget your mom’s birthday again.

26. Watch a bunch of food videos, but don’t actually cook.

27. Improve your beer pong skills.

28. Don’t make your group project partners do all of the work (just most).

29. Perfect the MLA format.

30. Don’t take the last fresh-baked cookie in the dining hall.

31. Don’t stress about eating alone.

32. Help your friends keep their New Years resolutions.

Best of luck and happy 2016!

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