College is all fun and games, but sometimes you're sitting in class and your teacher is going over an outdated and confusing syllabus and you think to yourself... I'm too sober for this.
1. You get randomly called on for a question you can't answer.
2. You have a pop quiz (which was actually an exam you forgot about).
3. You skip class once and come back feeling like you're weeks behind.
4. You check Blackboard and you failed an assignment.
5. You check Blackboard and you passed an assignment.
6. Your professor won't stop talking and class ended 5 minutes ago.
7. You don't have class until 2:30.
8. Fourteen assignments are due tomorrow.
9. You have no homework due tomorrow.
10. It's Thursday night and you want the weekend to start early.
11. It's Monday night and you want the weekend to come back.
12. Netflix removed your favorite show.
13. It's Taco Tuesday and your favorite bar has $1 tacos.
14. You have an essay due and you heard that you should write drunk and edit sober.
15. Brunch.
16. Your roommate broke up with their boyfriend.
17. Your roommate bought new wine glasses.
18. Chili's is crowded and you have to sit at the bar.
19. The pet store is out of cute puppies.
20. You see your final exam schedule.
21. You realize finals are only five weeks away.
22. You check FAFSA.
23. It's 70 degrees and a margarita just sounds too good.
24. You can't go eat Mexican food without having a margarita.
25. Your wine glasses are the only clean cups you have.
26. The store has your favorite beer in stock.
27. Someone in your friend group just turned 21.
28. You need to bond with new friends.
29. Old friends come to campus for a visit.
30. It's Wednesday and you need a pick-me-up.
31. You realize this is the only time in your life where it's socially acceptable to drink at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Whatever makes you crave a cocktail, please be sure to drink responsibly.
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