Jojo Fletcher is the definition of goals. We all fell in love with her last season by the end, whether you were Team Jojo or Team Lauren B. Ben Higgins left her after telling her he was in love with her and now it's her turn to find her Prince Charming. Last week's season premiere was the first night of her 10 week journey for love, and boy was it interesting. These 30 things crossed the mind of every girl in America during last Monday's episode.
1. Grant you can come put my fire out any day.
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2. Helloooo Jordan.
3. Erectile Dysfunction Specialist...is this guy serious?
4. Can I please be Jojo?
5. Why is Jim from "The Office" cheating on Pam?
6. Oh, this guy brought wine. Major game changer.
7. Wait, did Will drop his cards on purpose or...?
8. Damn Daniel, get back in that limo.
9. Oh, you're half Scottish below the waist? Likely story.
10. This guy's Santa Clause voice is scary accurate. Red Flag.
11. "Hipster" is even worse than "Twin."
12. Peter you can be my #mancrushmonday.
13. Oh, he's on a motorcycle? Watch out, we've got a bada*s over here.
14. Luke is riding a unicorn; my heart is melting.
15. I call next!
16. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
17. Yikes, that kiss.
18. Now that is a kiss!
19. Well, we all know who that first impression rose is going to.
20. Damn, Daniel, please stop embarrassing yourself.
21. When did he get naked?
22. These guys are so drunk they're making Lace look good.
23. Luke bought her boots. Maybe he's the one.
24. Oh no, Chad is the new Olivia.
25. Wait, the previous bachelor wasn't Ben?
26. Did this Jake guy seriously come all this way to tell her he wants love for her?
27. Of course Luke gets the first rose.
28. Oh Olivi...Chad, do you really keep locking eyes with Jojo?
29. HOW did the Hipster guy get a rose?!
30. Santa and the ED guy got roses. If kilt guy gets this last rose I'm out.
31. Damn, Daniel, how'd you land that last rose?
After that episode, you have to wonder who Jojo picked, and who the producers made her pick to keep the show interesting. I'm looking forward to seeing who actually has what it takes to win Jojo's heart, but something's telling me it's not Daniel.
