School is finally out for the summer and you are ready to get tan again. But, there are these thoughts that come to your head when you get to the pool that questions why you even came to the pool or what people are thinking
1. Do I look fat?
2. No, she looks bigger than me.
3. But she looks bigger than both of us combined.
4. Tomorrow I am going to the gym so I can get a hot body.
5. Ohhh, look! They are giving away cheeseburgers.
6. But I should eat these apples that I brought instead.
7. But wait, I should be confident however I look.
8. Why is that couple pretty much getting it on in the pool?
9. I wish I had a boy to kiss in the pool.
10. All those girls came together?
11. I wish I had more friends at the pool.
12. I need to drink tons of water.
13. Ohh, $2 pineapple juice and vodka special…
14. I don’t need sunscreen.
15. I am going to be so burnt.
16. I guess I should go buy some aloe.
17. Why does she have makeup on?
18. I’m too broke to waste makeup like that
19. I wonder what I'll have for dinner...
20. Mexican food is on my diet right?
21. Why are these kids screaming?
22. Why can’t they walk?
23. Where are their parents?
24. My kids would never act like that.
25. These headphone tan lines aren’t cute.
26. I guess I could read a book.
27. But I hate reading.
28. It’s hot.
29. How are these girls hanging out here with their hair down?
30. People should be happy my hair is in a hat, I wouldn’t want to see what my hair looks like.
31. It’s time for me to go, too many people.