Your roommate since freshman year in college probably knows everything about you. Below is a list of things you or your roommate have probably said at some point:

1. “Can you turn the light off?”
2. “Can you turn the light on?”
3. “I’m showering first.”
4. “Are you doing laundry today or tomorrow?”
5. “Caf soon?”
6. “What show do you want to watch on Netflix tonight?
7. “Let me show you this new song.”
8. “What time is practice tomorrow?”
9. “What’s today?”
10. “Are you really getting a nap right now?”
11. “Do you have an 8am tomorrow?”
12. “Breakfast?”
13. “Did you have your meeting with your advisor yet?”
14. “Did we pass the Health and Safety inspections?”
15. “Can I use your mirror?”
16. “Are you going to the library soon?”
17. “Do you have any hair ties?”
18. “Can I borrow that dress?”
19. *knocking on the bathroom door* “hurry up”
20. “Does this outfit look weird?”
21. “What should I respond to this text?”
22. “Can I have some of that dry shampoo?”
23. “Wanna take my car?”
24. “Do you have a foam roller?”
25. “Can you help me center this canvas on my wall?”
26. “Dude”
27. “Do you have a necklace that will go with this?”
28. “Bro”
29. “Can I borrow your speaker?”
30. “Is it cool if I invite people over tonight?... Okay good because I already did.”
31. “Love you, roomie.”