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31 things I would rather do than retake the SATS

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31 things I would rather do than retake the SATS
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As the college class of 2022 begins their college application preparation, we high school grads are reminded of the good times at Saturday morning test prep and timed practice sections. Here are 31 things better than relive this wonderous process:

1) Shave my head

2) Eat something off of a New York street

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3) Listen to Nickelback for an entire day

4) Name my first five children after the spice girls (Sporty,Scary, Posh, Baby and Ginger)

5) Loose a game of checkers

6) Turn down an invitation to Jim and Pam's wedding

7) Braces for two more years

8) Give up 1010! for a week

(Download in the app store you won't regret it)

9) Trade my iPhone for an Android

10) Go to another high school dance

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11) Trade my Adidas in for Sketchers

12) Be a contestant on the Bachelor (wouldn't actually take that much convincing)

13) Reread Beowulf

14) Be in an Avenger without any superpowers

15) Be a muggle with two wizard parents

16) Spend an hour with Gabe from The Office

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17) Drink diet soda

18) Wear waterproof mascara

19) Open my eyes underwater with contacts in

20) Go sunscreenless to the beach

21) Answer April 25th as my perfect date

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22) Never listen to Taylor Swift again

23) Roll around in the sand

24) Sleep on a dorm bed with no mattress pad

25) Dance to the cha cha slide

26) Retake Geometry

27) Watch "Scott's Tots" on repeat (Season 6 Episode 12 "The Office")

28)Swim in jeans

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29) My homework

30) Take a week long break from showering

31) Drink coffee on an empty stomach


All better than 4 hours of spotting grammatical errors, reading page long stories about rocks and determining which function equation best represents someone's gas mileage.





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