As the college class of 2022 begins their college application preparation, we high school grads are reminded of the good times at Saturday morning test prep and timed practice sections. Here are 31 things better than relive this wonderous process:
1) Shave my head
2) Eat something off of a New York street
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3) Listen to Nickelback for an entire day
4) Name my first five children after the spice girls (Sporty,Scary, Posh, Baby and Ginger)
5) Loose a game of checkers
6) Turn down an invitation to Jim and Pam's wedding
7) Braces for two more years
8) Give up 1010! for a week
(Download in the app store you won't regret it)
9) Trade my iPhone for an Android
10) Go to another high school dance
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11) Trade my Adidas in for Sketchers
12) Be a contestant on the Bachelor (wouldn't actually take that much convincing)
13) Reread Beowulf
14) Be in an Avenger without any superpowers
15) Be a muggle with two wizard parents
16) Spend an hour with Gabe from The Office
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17) Drink diet soda
18) Wear waterproof mascara
19) Open my eyes underwater with contacts in
20) Go sunscreenless to the beach
21) Answer April 25th as my perfect date
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22) Never listen to Taylor Swift again
23) Roll around in the sand
24) Sleep on a dorm bed with no mattress pad
25) Dance to the cha cha slide
26) Retake Geometry
27) Watch "Scott's Tots" on repeat (Season 6 Episode 12 "The Office")
28)Swim in jeans
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29) My homework
30) Take a week long break from showering
31) Drink coffee on an empty stomach
All better than 4 hours of spotting grammatical errors, reading page long stories about rocks and determining which function equation best represents someone's gas mileage.