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31 PUN-Tastic Captions For Your Next Summer Instagram Post

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Karlee Onstad

Jun 14, 2018

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31 PUN-Tastic Captions For Your Next Summer Instagram Post

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1. Eating Ice Cream

"You just got soft served." "Happy Sundae!" "Putting the 'hot' in hot fudge sundae." "This ice cream has my mindconed (mindblowned)!" "I'm over-coned (overcomed) with emotion rn."

2. Boating

"This is posSHIPly the best day of my life. Sea what I did there?"

3. Tubing down the river

"No mom, I said aquaholic…"

4. Making S’Mores

"You can never have too marsh (much) of that mallow." "I got roasted for liking burnt marshmallows." "I refuse to (marsh)mellow out."

5. Blowing bubbles

"It's a POPin' good time."

6. Playing miniature golf

"That game took FOREver."

7. Hanging on the beach

"The best celebration, is a shell-ebration." "It is shore a great day for beaching." "Hanging with bae on the bay." "My mom asked me if I was going to the beach and I said, 'You beacha!'"

8. Going to a waterpark

"WATERever your worries are, a water park can heal it." "I might have got whip-splash from that ride."

9. Camping

"Pitch, don't kill my vibe. (Sorry if that seemed in-tents.)"

10. Picking apples at the orchard

"Now taking apple-cations for an orchard co-explorer." "I could make a joke that you are the apple of my eye, but I peel like you've heard that before."

11. Picking strawberries

"This was a berry great day!" "These are the prettiest strawberries I have ever seed."

12. Drinking on a porch

"All hands on deck mates, I've had four margaritas."

13. Barbecuing

"Grilling- that's my (barbe)queue to make a dad joke."

14. Stargazing

"I could STARe into your eyes all night." "There is a twinkle in your eye."

15. Biking

"We had a wheeling great time!" "You can't handle(bars) us."

16. Fishing

"This season has me hooked." "It's the perfect Sunny day." "Smells fishy."

17. Hiking

"This is the day I PEAKed." "It's that climb of the year again!"

18. Playing with dogs

"There can never be a ruff day when you're with puppies." "Whelp, this is the best day of my life." "This is a FURtastic day." "Fur real! I ran into this little pup today."

19. Attending baseball games

"I think there was just a big play, butt I must of missed it…" "I am in glove with this game."

20. Flying a kite

"We so fly."

21. Going to farmers market

"I herb it on the grapevine that this is the best Farmer's Market in town, and I couldn't agree more." "Lettuce be thankful for Farmer Markets."

22. Watching fireworks

"Looks like the fire works." "The sky is lit tonight." "That was a lot of F-bombs…"

23. Having potluck

"Baked some good food for this potluck."

24. Dartying (day partying)

"It's dayLITe"

25. Licking a lollipop

"Lol-ly my tongue is blue!"

26. Hammocking

"I would say that I am just hanging in there, but I don't want you to mock my jokes."

27. Going to brunch

"I love this meal very brunch!" "An egg-celent start to the day." "I could say a brunch of food puns, but I donut want to butter (bother) you."

28. Attending concerts

"This concert was hella note-worthy!" "That was a pitchin' good time."

29. Going out at night

"This was a bar-illiant idea."

30. Tanning

"Sun of a beach, I got burnt." "Make it RAYn (rain)!"

31. Running outdoors

"It's a RUNderful life!"

Why be boring and just post song lyrics when you can be BASICally awesome and use these creative rhymes!

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31 PUN-Tastic Captions For Your Next Summer Instagram Post

Hilarious captions guarantee to boost your Insta likes.

In This Article:

1. Eating Ice Cream

2. Boating

3. Tubing down the river

4. Making S’Mores

5. Blowing bubbles

6. Playing miniature golf

7. Hanging on the beach

8. Going to a waterpark

9. Camping

10. Picking apples at the orchard

11. Picking strawberries

12. Drinking on a porch

13. Barbecuing

14. Stargazing

15. Biking

16. Fishing

17. Hiking

18. Playing with dogs

19. Attending baseball games

20. Flying a kite

21. Going to farmers market

22. Watching fireworks

23. Having potluck

24. Dartying (day partying)

25. Licking a lollipop

26. Hammocking

27. Going to brunch

28. Attending concerts

29. Going out at night

30. Tanning

31. Running outdoors

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2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

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1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

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14. Aren't you excited for summer?

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9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!