It’s Sunday morning and you wake up dry-mouthed and crusty eyed. You look up and your roommate gives you “the look”. Oh yes- it’s one of those Sundays. Here’s to the roommates who exchange these Sunday morning one-liners

1. Oh, God.
2. I need water
3. I think I’m gonna puke
4. What is that smell?
5. It that me?
6. How did we get home last night?
7. Pledge Driver or Uber?
8. Or did we walk?
9. I’m starving
10. I need greasy food now
11. But there’s no way I’m getting out of bed
12. I don’t even want to think about the amount of work I have to do
13. I’ll start my homework after I watch Netflix
14. I need a nap
15. Where’s the Advil?
16. I can’t get over last night
17. Which picture should I post?
18. Ok well now I need a caption
19. Ew- this room is a mess
20. We seriously need to clean today
21. Why are we so gross when we come home at night?
22. I’m going to be productive today!
23. Ha! Who am I kidding?
24. I’m scared to look at my bank account
25. Welp, I only have $4 to get through the rest of this week
26. 3pm? Time for another episode of OJ
27. I should probably get out of bed now
28. And start my homework
29. Or Not…
30. What how is it 10 p.m.?
31. There goes another Sunday I told myself I was going to be productive