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30 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For The Tangerine Nightmare

A Response to "100 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary"

Levi Seefeldt
Nov 07, 2016
Northern State University
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30 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For The Tangerine Nightmare
Liberal America

1. Walk on a mile of legos.

2. Pull out all of my leg hair one by one.

3. Play a game of baseball against the Chicago Cubs.

4. Do all of my homework.

5. Organize my sock drawer.

6. Clean my room.

7. Do the dishes.

8. Fold my laundry.

9. Listen to a fourth grader's recorder solo for an hour.

10. Talk to my parents about my future plans.

11. Talk to my grandparents about my relationship status.

12. Listen to customers complain about things that I can't control.

13. Walk behind a slow walker when I'm already late for a meeting.

14. Drive behind someone who has had their blinker on for the last five blocks.

15. Sit in front of a rambunctious child on a cross-country flight.

16. Be forced to watch any episode of Pretty Little Liars.

17. Marathon Duck Dynasty.

18. Have a conversation with anyone in the Duggar family.

19. Not celebrate Christmas. (BTW, I fucking love Christmas.)

20. Chug an entire bottle of Jose Cuervo.

21. Watch EVERY Nic Cage movie.

22. Give up on Mexican food. (Which I'll have to do anyways if you guys fuck this one up.)

23. Also give up Italian food, Chinese food, and basically every other food that is Holy.

24. Eat cauliflower for an entire walk.

25. Copy the dictionary.

26. Shave my head bald.

27. Drink sour milk.

28. Not wear shoes in the South Dakota winter.

29. Walk around with wet sleeves and/or wet socks all day.

30. VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON.


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