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30 Times Tina Belcher Perfectly Described My Interactions With The Male Species

All interactions can be summed up with, "uhhhhh."

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30 Times Tina Belcher Perfectly Described My Interactions With The Male Species
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Tina Belcher, famous for her work on 'Bob's Burgers' is an icon to everyone everywhere because of her awkward being and romantic pursuits. Her struggles include many failed attempts to connect with boys, resulting from her lack of social skills. As I'm sure many others do, I feel a certain connection to the quirky character because I also find myself struggling in situations involving potential male companions. The following display expresses how accurately Tina depicts my tragic love life.

1. Trying to put makeup on and suddenly you're channeling your inner raccoon:

2. Putting your name out there any way you can:

3. Trying to get boys attention like:

4. But you don't actually know how to flirt:

5. So you just kind of:

6. You rely on your fantasy relationships to guide you through real ones:

7. Your plan to start a real relationship with a real live human boy:

8. Working up the nerve to give them your number:

9. And accidentally admitting your love too soon:

10. We talked once so we're going on a date soon:

11. Thinking you're in love with multiple people at once:

12. But realizing none of them return your affection:

13. And you begin to seriously worry that no one will ever be interested in you:

14. So you have a bit of an existential crisis that includes thrashing in various locations:

15. The boys at your school express no interest in you so you look for:

16. Alas, none of them are interested either:

17. When you can't stop thinking about butts:

18. And the power of the butt overwhelms you:

19. And again, all you can really think about are butts:

20. You're ready to try the whole charming thing again:

21. And of course charming boys includes dancing:

22. The awkward "Are we about to kiss? Yes, maybe, no? Okay, that's cool" situation:

23. So you just give up and have all of your mail forwarded to your final resting place:

24. Trying to persuade boys to take their shirts off:

25. As well as other articles of clothing:

26. And no matter how dangerous boys may be, you still want them:

27. And you think about them 24/7:

28. Until you realize that they're really annoying:

29. And you have to ask yourself if it's really worth your time:

30. So you give up on boys completely and focus on self-love:

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