It's that time of year friends; buying the whole gang Christmas presents once again-- or technically your parents are buying them because it's on their credit card.. but, shh, you get the point. I know we've all had these thoughts while fighting the vicious shoppers at the mall.
1. This line has got to be a joke.
2. This is perfect, let me get her this.
3. Actually, I'm gonna get it for myself instead.
4. UGH, they would not have this size.
5. Definitely feeling a Wetzel's Pretzel right now.
6. Can I just shop for myself?
7. This is depressing.
8. This sweater is so last year. I'll get it for him anyways.
9. Andddd... group chats making plans, let's hurry this up.
10. Hollister needs to chill.
11. Not going into the Apple Store, I won't make it out alive.
12. Aeropostale's still a store?
13. My arm hurts from these bags.
14. This store doesn't have that sweater, Macy's definitely will.
15. I have to pee.
16. I've definitely earned a shirt for myself at this point.
17. I'm not spending more than $40.
18. I'm not putting this on my debit card, "emergency" card here we come.
19. I hate shopping for other people.
20. What the heck does she like?
21. I honestly don't know what to buy for him.
22. Oh, hey Santa.
23. Santa's elves live a sad life.
24. Maybe I should take a picture with Santa.
25. Or his elves.
26. Wait, I need to snap story this.
27. Escalators kind of scare me.
28. Let's pick up the pace people.
29. If another kiosk guy walks up to me, I'm calling the cops.
30. Anddd.. don't make eye contact with the next kiosk guy.