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30 Thoughts You Have When Meeting A Dog

Based on a true story from earlier today.

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30 Thoughts You Have When Meeting A Dog
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Because we all know we are obsessed with dogs.

1. Oh my goodness, there's a dog.

2. Awww, it's so cute.

3. I wonder if the owner will let me pet it?

4. That requires social contact though which I would prefer avoiding.

5. I wonder what kind of dog that is?

6. Labradoodle.. poodle... beagle.. There's so many!

7. I love all dogs though, so it doesn't matter.

8. OK, the dog is getting closer.

9. I can't handle this.

10. AWW, it looks so happy!

11. I am so happy that he has good owners.

12. I wonder if he has a secret life like in that new movie.

13. OK, it's almost time to get to pet this dog.

14. He's so FLUFFY and SOFT.

15. AWWW, it's LICKING me!

16. Please don't lick my face.

17. I hope I don't have dog hair all over me after this.

18. This dog is worth it though

19. I can't stop petting it.

20. Oh no. Am I about to start crying?

21. I can't cry.

22. The owners will judge me.

23. Dog is leaving now.

24. Do you think the owners will let me keep it?

25. They won't... I wonder how much this breed of dog is?

26. Let me look it up...

27. Ugh, that's too much.

28. Maybe I can make that work. I can be dog poor.

29. Aw, I miss him already.

30. So this is what post-dog meeting depression feels like...

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