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30 Thoughts That Everyone Has During Fixer Upper

Moving to Waco and getting adopted by this family.

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30 Thoughts That Everyone Has During Fixer Upper
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Fixer Upper is no doubt my favorite show on HGTV. It's funny, it's witty, it's wholesome, it is basically a show that produces my dream home at the end of every episode. Every episode may be practically the same, but it doesn't matter because we will watch every time.

1. "Okay, here we go. Perfect timing! The bloopers in the beginning are my favorite part."

2. "Look at those two, they are actually relationship goals."

3. "Okay, the buyers. I'm not crying, this is just dirt in my eye."

4. "I'm crying now, this is such a heartwarming story."

5. "Decided, I'm moving to Waco. Hope they can squeeze me into their schedule to do my fixer upper."

6. "I don't know a lot about pregnancy, but I do know you're a goddess if you look like that after having four children."

7. "Obviously Joanna is asking if they want a Pergola...JoJo loves a good Pergola."

8. "Demo day is always Chips favorite day."

9. "And there JoJo goes with the walls."

10. "I bet they find some shiplap under that drywall." "I knew it, Joanna loves ."

11. "Chip is so funny, he is always making his wife laugh."

12. "I wonder if this family will adopt me?"

13. "Actually I will settle for just being their friend."

14. "Even a nanny for their children."

15. "If I become their nanny, will Joanna design my apartment?"

16. "If I were JoJo Gaines my dorm room would look soooooo good."

17. "And here we go, she has to call the buyer and tell them something bad happened, and they will go over budget."

18. "It's decided, I'm going to marry a man like Chip."

19. "There are only a few things I love more than their couple interview segments."


20. "Okay, the final reveal...after the commercial break."

21. "Oh look the buyers, I kind of forgot about them."

22. "Where does one buy a large poster of their house?"

23. "I bet they could have made the attic another room if they didn't buy that poster."

24. "Ohhh ahhhh...look no walls!"

25. "Big clocks and inspirational sayings. Classic JoJo."

26. "KITCHEN TIME!!"

27. "Farmhouse sink. White cabinets. Bright lighting. Perfection Mrs. Gaines, true perfection."

28. "Now here are the friends and family so we can show off the new house."

29. "If that were me, I would invite over strangers just to show them how much I love what the Gaines' family can do."

30. "Seriously questioning how long it takes to get through the interview segments, because of how much Chip makes everyone laugh."

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