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30 Things You Say to Your Roommate Daily

Living with your partner in crime has its perks.

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30 Things You Say to Your Roommate Daily
Madison Byrne

Living with a roommate gives you the experience of what it's like to share a small, confined space with someone. The bond you have with her, no one will actually ever understand themselves. The best part of having a roommate is getting to live with one of your best friends. They act as your therapist, partner in crime, and companion to do anything with. You know everything about each other and would do anything for her. There's no room for judgement because she's just as crazy as you are. Here are some pretty common phrases you probably exchange on the daily.


1. "Which shirt should I wear?"

2. "These shoes or these shoes?"

3. "Are you home?"

4. "We have no food."

5. "Why are we so gross?"

6. "Which picture should I post?"

7. "I look crazy."

8. "Can you hand me a fork?

9. "How did I get home last night?"

10. "Let's order food."

11. "What are our goals for the night?"

12. "Let’s try to make it home together tonight."

13. "Do I have time to shower?"

14. "You died last night."

15. "I’m starving!"

16. "I have so much homework, but I need to watch The Bachelor.

17. "We should get a pet."

18. "What should I text back to him?"

19. "Why are you my only friend?"

20. "What happened last night?"

21. "Get up, we’re going out."

22. "Are you coming home tonight?"

23. "Are you alive?"

24. "Which one of us is more psycho?"

25. "Come home, I’m bored."

26. "How's the dining hall food today?"

27. "Can you punch him for me?"

28. "Do you want the rest of this food?"

29. "Did he respond?"

30. "Can you wake me up in the morning?"


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