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30 Things You'll Find True If You Have Brothers.

"It's a love-hate relationship."

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30 Things You'll Find True If You Have Brothers.
Mimi Hyre

Having brothers is both a blessing and a curse. They make you laugh and then proceed to make you cry 10 minutes later by either physically or verbally hurting you, but they're your family so you have to deal with them. Here are 30 things you'll experience if you have a brother (or four, like me.)

1. Getting made fun of every day for absolutely no reason.

2. Automatically being player 2.

3. Hitting one of them and then running away because you know that they're stronger than you.

4. Hiding your leftovers in the fridge only to wake up to them already eaten.


5. Always playing with Legos because your dolls always got decapitated or somehow had missing limbs.

6. Getting sat on as punishment.

7. Never getting to keep the show you're watching on when they come in the room.

8. Ending up with serious rug burn after a wrestling match in your basement.

9. Having to make a second sandwich because they already took the first one.

10. Being reminded how ugly you are everyday.

11. ...and how you have no friends

12. .... or a life.

13. Loading up your dinner plate because there won't be extras.

14. Getting woken up by ice cold water in your face.

15. Going anywhere in public and hearing "I know your brother!" from the same people.

16. "DUDE SHUT UP! QUIT CRYING! MOM'S GONNA HEAR YOU AND I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU THAT HARD"

17. Treating you like they hate you, until you meet a guy and they suddenly wanna be protective.

18. Constantly being told you were adopted.

19. Stealing all of their clothes but never having any of yours stolen.

20. ALL of your socks are stretched out.

21. Being incredibly aggressive in sports.

22. Being fine with using men's personal products like shampoo because you're used to using your brothers.


23. Knowing anything you say or do will be held against you for the rest of your life.


24. Fighting over who gets the bathroom first in the morning.


25. "Are you gonna wear clothes with that outfit?"

26. Nerf wars turned into getting shot in the eye and then pretending like they had nothing to do with it.

27. Falling into the toilet because they never put the seat down.

28. Realizing you're more of personal punching bag to them than a sister.



29. "You and your brother look so much alike!"


30. Accidentally breaking something of theirs and then running to your mom because you know you're about to die.


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