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30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump

"You're Fired" as the Republican candidate

Meghan Nosal

Aug 01, 2016

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30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump

Obama was right when he said this is not a typical election -- it's actually a circus where Trump is the ring leading clown. Of course, I am voting for Hillary (but to be honest, I would vote for a clam shell before I voted for Donald Trump). I am so confident Hillary will win that I vow to accomplish everything on this list if she doesn't. Here are 30 things I would rather do than vote for Trump.

1. Hammer a nail into my foot.

2. Attend a Westboro Baptist Church meeting.

3. Go out to lunch with privileged millennials who repeatedly share conservative Republican articles on Facebook.

4. Teach sex-ed at a sex addicts meeting,

5. Wear a a crop top and jeans to Thanksgiving dinner.

6. Let my dad run my Tinder.

7. Be Michelle Duggar.

8. Only wear clothes from Baby Gap.

9. Use pita bread as a tampon.

10. Cover myself in poison ivy.

11. Walk across a trail of Legos.

12. Stand in line at the DMV for the rest of my life.

13. Marry Harambe's dead carcass.

14. Shave my armpits with sand paper.

15. Become a die-hard Creed fan.

16. Eat a steady diet of super-sized McDonald's meals.

17. Inject a homeless person's needles into my arms.

18. Take fashion advice from Snookie and JWOWW.

19. Fly RyanAir to Australia.

20. Attend an NRA conference wearing a "Repeal the Second" shirt.

21. Publicly tweet that I am on Taylor Swift's side.

22. Floss with a homeless man's back hair.

23. Call my boyfriend "Daddy."

24. Rub fresh cut onions in my eyes.

25. Watch "The Miracle of Life" on an endless loop.

26. Post a new ALS Ice Bucket Challenge each week.

27. Forever click on pop-up ads.

28. Have penises for fingers.

29. Sit on a frat house's toilet after a freshman move-in party.

30. Vote for Hillary.

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30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump

"You're Fired" as the Republican candidate

1. Hammer a nail into my foot.

2. Attend a Westboro Baptist Church meeting.

3. Go out to lunch with privileged millennials who repeatedly share conservative Republican articles on Facebook.

4. Teach sex-ed at a sex addicts meeting,

5. Wear a a crop top and jeans to Thanksgiving dinner.

6. Let my dad run my Tinder.

7. Be Michelle Duggar.

8. Only wear clothes from Baby Gap.

9. Use pita bread as a tampon.

10. Cover myself in poison ivy.

11. Walk across a trail of Legos.

12. Stand in line at the DMV for the rest of my life.

13. Marry Harambe's dead carcass.

14. Shave my armpits with sand paper.

15. Become a die-hard Creed fan.

16. Eat a steady diet of super-sized McDonald's meals.

17. Inject a homeless person's needles into my arms.

18. Take fashion advice from Snookie and JWOWW.

19. Fly RyanAir to Australia.

20. Attend an NRA conference wearing a "Repeal the Second" shirt.

21. Publicly tweet that I am on Taylor Swift's side.

22. Floss with a homeless man's back hair.

23. Call my boyfriend "Daddy."

24. Rub fresh cut onions in my eyes.

25. Watch "The Miracle of Life" on an endless loop.

26. Post a new ALS Ice Bucket Challenge each week.

27. Forever click on pop-up ads.

28. Have penises for fingers.

29. Sit on a frat house's toilet after a freshman move-in party.

30. Vote for Hillary.

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Sometimes, we just can't help the feelings we have

1. Wow. My voice sounds amazing with this song.

2. Okay, if you can't sing, don't do it.

3. But wait, I don't think I can be friends with someone who isn't going to jam out in the car with me.

4. Dance part in the car! Even when I'm alone. Because every song is my favorite.

5. Stop light. Act calm. Be cool.

6. Yes! Green light! Back at it!

7. I don't know this song, but I'm going to sing along anyway.

8. Why am I not famous yet?

9. Being next to someone who can't sing so you feel good about yourself because you rock!

10. OK, I'm so good. I need to sing louder so I can help these people out.

11. My voice doesn't reach some of those notes, maybe I should sit this one out.

12. Randomly bursting out in song and getting weird looks because of it.

13. God, thank you so much for giving me a good voice.

14. Man, I feel bad for people who can't sing.

15. Was I just humming? Did they hear me?

16. Having dance moves to go along with most songs.

17. Not being able to stop yourself at correcting people when they mess up.

18. Maybe I should post myself singing.

19. Nah, can't do it. Dumb idea.

20. Having my own personal concert in the shower. Every single time.

Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

A summer well spent.

1. How to shower in less than 10 minutes.

2. Being comfortable sweating, like all the time.

3. The beauty of not wearing makeup.

4. Naps are essential for survival.

5. Even extreme extroverts need alone time.

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