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30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Attend the UofA

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Jonathan Keith

Feb 03, 2017

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30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Attend the UofA

Here is a brief list of things that I would gladly rather do than become a student at the University of Arkansas:

1. Friend-zone my crush

2. Eat raw chocolate

3. Say "bomb" on an airplane

4. Sit through an entire bass solo

5. Watch paint dry

6. Watch dry paint

7. Paint a dryer

8. Shave my head, and then glue each individual hair back onto my scalp

9. Talk about fight club

10. Kick a horse in the flank

11. Hair-dry a painter

12. Introduce a painter to a hair-dryer

13. Hear my parents tell me that I was adopted

14. Find out that my dog only really loves me for the treats

15. Say "hello" to Scar Face's little friend

16. Be the window of a Starbucks building while there's a protest

17. Skip leg day for the rest of my life

18. Pay retail for a pair of Oakleys

19. Drive a Corvette with a Prius engine

20. Drive a Prius with a Prius engine

21. Go mountain biking with a road bike with no suspension

22. Go drag racing without brakes or a parachute

23. Run a marathon while barefoot

24. Run a marathon with shoes on

25. Watch Drake dance at a family reunion

26. Tame a wild boar

27. Pay retail for my own artwork

28. Watch Jersey Shore

29. Wear a Dodgers jersey to a Cardinals game in St. Louis

30. Attend John Brown University

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Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

A summer well spent.

1. How to shower in less than 10 minutes.

2. Being comfortable sweating, like all the time.

3. The beauty of not wearing makeup.

4. Naps are essential for survival.

5. Even extreme extroverts need alone time.

6. How to remember names in a few short hours.

7. The freedom in sharing your faults.

8. Showering every day is not necessary.

9. Fake it til you make it.

10. Bugs are the enemy.

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

It hits hard in college.

1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

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