Catcalling is not a compliment and should not be treated as one. It is a disgusting practice that needs to be stopped immediately. There is no reason to make anyone feel uncomfortable out in public. Here are some things that I would much rather do than ever be disrespected by a catcall:
1. Clean the dust off of fan blades.
2. Read "Moby Dick" entirely.
3. Listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black
4. Hug a hornet's nest.
5. Drink a bottle of bleach.
6. Get a lady bug stuck in my ear.
7. Clean up someone else's puke.
8. Read "50 Shades of Gray".
9. Take a cold shower.
10. Clean up a bottle of spilled Glitter.
11. Write a 10 page research paper.
12. Work at a gas station for my entire life.
13. Have Gilbert Gottfried narrate my life.
14. Develop an allergy to chocolate.
15. Contract the Bubonic plague.
16. Floss with razor wire.
17. Sleep on a bed made of legos.
18. Peel of my fingernails with bamboo spears.
19. Get a pap smear everyday.
20. Get tattooed by a toddler.
21. Become an accounting major.
22. Move to Antarctica.
23. Take dance classes from Abby Lee Miller.
24. Only watch "Spongebob Squarepants" for the rest of my life.
25. Get a colonoscopy for fun.
26. Eat kale for every meal.
27. Shave my legs with a cheese grater.
28. Attend a Justin Bieber concert.
29. Get a root canal without Novocaine.
30. Attend a 3 hour lecture on the mushroom growing industry.
Please stop catcalling.
