Nothing is harder than coming back to school after Spring Break. Here's 50 things I rather do than return to campus on Monday.
1. Take a shower with ice water
2. Drink bleach
3. Wear Chacos
4. Take a chemistry class
5. Be a passenger on the Titanic
6. Take a shot of cough medicine
7. Shave my head
8. Let a cat scratch my pupil
9. Wear a barrette in my hair for a year
10. Post all my screenshots on Instagram
11. Drop my laptop off a balcony
12. Watch the Bee Movie for 24 hours straight
13. Let my mom watch my Snapchat story
14. Listen to Rebecca Black on repeat all day
15. Become a vegan
16. Not wash my hair for a week
17. Tell my crush how I really feel
18. Share a room with my little brother
19. Brush my teeth with a brillow pad
20. Go to a screamo concert
21. Be allergic to sunlight
22. Bathe in horse manure
23. Have my Netflix account permanently deactivated
24. Skip Christmas for year
25. Do ten group projects
26. Get a tongue piercing
27. Cut off my pinky toe
28. Sit next to obnoxious sorority girls in every class
29. Rip off all my fingernails
30. Drop out of college