The following situations are ones every cat owner can appreciate:

1. A red laser dot is the most entertaining thing ever.

2. Boxes, little corners and behind curtains? What a cozy place to snooze!

3. They stare you down when you eat, like they can read right through your soul. ("Give me some! I probably won't like it, but I want it.")

4. Their food bowl is considered "empty" when about only half is gone.

5. They about pee themselves with terror when the vacuum cleaner comes out.

6. The sad, pathetic look on their face when you come home from work or school.

7. It is impossible to make your bed because they cop a squat right in the middle.

8. They enforce a no-work policy. When you are trying to study, they lay across all your paperwork.

9. Cuddling up with your cat for a nap is not a Kodak moment. It usually consists of a face full of paws.

10. When they are already curled up in a chair that you need to sit in, they won't budge and you end up having to share the chair with them.

11. Need to go to the bathroom? They will watch.

12. You mold your body around your cat when you sleep in bed.

13. You answer your cat's random meows like you can understand what they are saying, "Yes, yes I know."

14. They don't always want to sit on your lap ... only when you have about 30 seconds until you need to get up.

15. Your iPhone photos consists of about 10% food, 20% friends and family, and 70% cats.

16. And if you give a cat catnip ... you'll be sorry.

17. You try to stay cool when you find out you're dating a dog person.

18. And you don't understand why someone says they'll never be a cat person.

19. You can't officially wear any clothes, until your cat gives it a test run (rolls on them, lays all over them and uses them as a pillow).

20. You are not allowed to wear black...

21. And you feel sorry for your friends who wear black when they visit. ("I should have warned you.")

22. It's like they are judging when they stare at you when you're naked.

23. You must always check for lumps before you sit.

24. Nothing says "wake-up call" like your cat sitting right on top of your head.

25. Cat massages are calming.

26. The one way to shut your cat up? Treats.

27. Until he wants more.

28. You wish you could take your cat everywhere.

29. FACT: Cat eyes are more powerful then dog eyes.

30. Sunbeams coming from a window are magical.