1. The weather

2. Whatever the Northerners have against sweet tea

3. Different types of grass (there's a lot of 'em so get talkin)

4. Things that are so ugly that they're cute

5. How we got all the good TV shows (have you tuned into disney now???????? tragic.)

6. The fact that McDonald's never has soft serve

7. Why you always want Chik-Fil-A on Sundays

8. The golden era of our lives (I'm talkin' Webkinz & Silly Bandz era)

9. Why dogs are better than cats

10. Why cats are better than dogs

11. Animals wearing clothes

12. Those birds that always end up inside garages

13. Is Kentucky Fried Chicken even Kentucky Fried outside of Kentucky?

14. Doors that aren't labeled push or pull(cruel.)

15. How beanie babies are now demonic

16. Why are brussel sprouts the punching bag of vegetables?

17. Why ice tastes better like this

18. How to stop a sneeze

19. Words that are the same but mean different things

20. States that have cities named after other states (Alabama, New York ... Washington, North Carolina... New York, Florida ... Minnesota, California ...)

21. Who the hell is behind the Old Spice commercials?

22. Why do we bless people for sneezing?

23. Jell-o shots (nobody wants to experience a shot any longer than necessary.... so extra burn and extra calories... prime)

24. Your favorite joke (What do you call a nosey pepper? ... Jalapeño business)

25. How stupid jokes are the best jokes (Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? ... because then it'd be a foot)

26. The first time you got cake shoved in your face (my 8th birthday party and I cried)

27. Whoever thought to mash up a nut and mix it with a mashed up fruit (PBJ)

28. Why sporks are easily the Zeus of utensils and extremely underrated

29. Doodle jump (ho yah, you remember it)

30. If you crush a can, is it still a can?

I'm not ignorant. I'm not uneducated. I'm not un-American or ungrateful.

I'm just not lookin for a fight. So how bout talkin to me bout one of these topics instead of politics!!!!!!!!!