Studying for finals is so horrible I'd rather be doing all of these instead.
1. Not sleep for three weeks.
2. Stare at the sun with no sunglasses on.
3. Get attacked by a shark.
4. Get stuck in traffic for 36 hours straight.
5. Never get to listen to music again.
6. Swim in a tank of jellyfish.
7. Fall off a cliff.
8. Get lit on fire.
9. Never get to eat a nacho again.
10. Own a hairless dog.
11. Wrestle a bear.
12. Run a mile on broken glass barefoot.
13. Listen to Nickleback on repeat for two days straight.
14. Get attacked by Walkers from "The Walking Dead."
15. Rewear my middle school wardrobe.
16. Scrub my entire house squeaky clean.
17. Only be able to speak through quotes from "Elf."
18. Be surrounded my screaming kids all day.
19. Only be able to drink tequila for the rest of my life.
20. Lick the floor of a train.
21. Feel hungover everyday but never actually be drunk.
22. Have Donald Trump's hairdo.
23. Get a tattoo that says "No Ragrets."
24. Watch paint dry.
25. Go through TSA security every time I leave the house.
26. Clean 200 litter boxes.
27. Get roundhouse kicked in the face.
28. Listen to "Let It Go" on repeat forever.
29. Lose all my teeth.
30. Write a list of 30 things I'd rather do than study.