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25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Calculus

Because all of these things sound better than doing calculus.

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25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Calculus
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1. Go scuba diving with hungry sharks.

2. Write a ten-page paper on Gregorian chants.

3. Lay on a bed of nails.

4. Walk through a graveyard at night by myself.

5. Check into Bates Motel indefinitely.

6. Wake up every day for a year with a hangover.

7. Steal a political sign off of a North Korean wall.

8. Play with an Ouija board in an abandon asylum.

9. File taxes.

10. Do organic chemistry.

11. Lay in bed and watch Netflix.

12. Firmly and formerly shake hands with Edward Scissorhands.

13. Have 8 A.M. classes every day until I graduate.

14. Take a rocket to the moon.

15. Give up chicken nuggets for the rest of my life.

16. Shave my eyebrows off.

17. Turn into a vegetarian.

18. Walk to school in eight feet of snow.

19. Fly to the Bermuda Triangle.

20. Wear Crocs to my wedding.

21. Relive high school.

22. Super like my ex on Tinder.

23. Get served tea every time I asked for Coke.

24. Inherit the National debt.

25. Walk to around on campus barefoot on a never ending trail of legos.

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