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30 Things Every Basic Frat Guy Does

Who said guys can't be basic too?

Tatiana Stevenin

Feb 02, 2015

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

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1. Sporting mid-calf white Nike’s to the ARC everyday.

2. Wearing a Hawiian shirt to HH every Friday (rain or shine or snow).

3. Eating Chipotle for the gains.

4. Timberlands out to the bar everyday from November to April.

5. Loudly recounting last night’s drunken activities in the back of large lecture halls.

6. Owning the same Patagonia as every guy in your house.

7. And the same Ralph Lauren Polo quarter zip.

8. Having the channel set on SportsCenter 24/7.

9. Being a poor texter, yet excellent snapchatter.

10. Setting ESPN Fantasy Football as your homepage.

11. Buying retro sports jerseys of unathletic white players.

12. Going to “ball” at the ARC every Sunday.

13. Pounding a few study beers every time you study at the house.

14. Making up questionable excuses to leave group projects early to attend social events.

15. Amassing a large collection of sorority philanthropy shirts, only to be worn for hungover Sunday brunches.

16. No shower today? Just throw a snapback on over your greasy hair.

17. Fighting over the aux cord at pregames.

18. Buying cases of Natty at Lion every Friday HH.

19. Breaking something in the house every night you come back drunk.

20. Being a drunk weekend chainsmoker.

21. Not attempting to talk to girls sober.

22. Snapchatting every illegal activity you partake in.

23. Buying a cute puppy and regularly passing it off to sorority girls to take care of.

24. Getting injured at intramural sporting events.

25. Not touching any mess that a pledge could clean for you.

26. Only going out when you have a guy bartending.

27. Being white, yet able to rap every word to the song “Hot N*gga.”

28. “Raging face” for 3 days straight with your bros at a music festival.

29. Growing a patchy beard for no-shave November.

30. Making fun of sorority girls that conform to basic stereotypes.

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Who said guys can't be basic too?

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No matter how old you are.

1. Build a snowman

2. Start a snowball fight

3. Build a fort

4. Binge-watch Netflix

4. Look out the window

5. Grab coffee with a friend

6. Complete school or office work

7. Sleep

8. Read a book

9. Bake cookies

10. Drink hot cocoa

11. Go ice skating

12. Take a Walk

"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

1. When you fail that midterm you studied so hard for.

2. When your crush finally texts back.

3. When payday comes around.

4. When you accidentally like someone's picture from 108 weeks ago.

5. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat.

6. When your favorite character in your favorite TV series dies.

7. When that guy/girl you’ve been crushing on agrees to go on a date with you.

8. When you have so much to do, and such little motivation to do it.

9. When someone asks for your last fry.

10. When you try a new health-food craze.

11. When you get new clothing.

12. When you check your bank account.

13. When they're serving good food in the dining hall.

14. When someone tries to tell you what to do.

15. Or just your thoughts about life in general.

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