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30 Thoughts Every College Student Has While Walking To Class

The little things you always want to say as you drag yourself to class every day.

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30 Thoughts Every College Student Has While Walking To Class

1. No, don’t make me go to class today.

2. Oh my God walk faster.

3. Aww look they’re holding hands…relationship goals.

4. I SAID WALK FASTER!

5. Maybe if I throw myself into this pond I won’t have to go.

6. Maybe if I throw myself into this snow pile I won’t have to go.

7. Maybe if I throw myself down this hill I won’t have to go.

8. AHH BIKER! God he almost killed me.

9. I should invest in a razor scooter…

10. Aww she looks so cute…and I look like Britney Spears during her rehab phase.

11. Excuse me ma’am why do you have a backpack with wheels?

12. Dang it I stepped in a puddle.

13. Why is this walk so long?

14. WALK FASTER PEOPLE.

15. Look out long-boarder!

16. Would I really get free tuition if I stepped in front of this bus?

17. Did I do my homework? Probably not…

18. [Starts softly snowing.] Oh my gosh why don’t we have a snow day today?!

19. "Oh my God, Hi!!" ...I really don’t remember her name.

20. Hot guy! Hot guy at 12 o’clock!

21. I shouldn’t have stayed up till 4 a.m. watching Netflix.

22. Maybe I should just turn around and go home while I still can.

23. Oh my God look it’s a squirrel!

24. We’ll I’m going to be late, again.

25. [Holds open door for person.] [Person is silent.] “UM YOU’RE WELCOME?!”

26. Ugh, stairs, why are there so many stairs in this world?

27. Food. Must. Eat. Food.

28. Dude, watch where you’re going.

29. Is it Friday yet?

30. [Sits down in class] Can I go home now?

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