MAY. Summer, sunshine, warmth, ice cream, puppies outside being all cute, Frisbee, and sunglasses. The best of the best, in my opinion. However, with all of this comes the inevitable... FINALS.
Now every college student knows the struggle of finals, and every college student knows that there is only one person you call or text when finals week approaches and attempts to steal your soul. That one person is your mother. Moms are really amazing creatures. They’re the epitome of Superwoman. I wouldn’t mess with a Mom.
So let’s take a gander at those tell tale Finals texts that your mom receives:
1. Can you add money to my account to order a Pizza?
2. Mom, I’m tired.
3. Seriously, I’m paying ridiculous amounts of money to teach myself this class, this system is rigged.
4. I can’t wait to sleep.
5. Can you bring the dog up so I can have someone to wipe my tears away?
6. They scheduled my hardest exam at 8 a.m., like, they’re out to get me I swear.
7. Mom, I’m going to die if I don’t sleep soon.
8. Omg, I’m so hungry.
9. My brain is going to explode.
10. Is there life outside of the Library?
11. Is there still time for me to drop out?
12. That exam literally just destroyed me.
13. I’m off to cry for the next year.
14. Will you still love me if I become a stripper?
15. I’m going to fail and live in the basement the rest of my life.
16. This isn’t even fun anymore.
17. I can’t wait to come home and see my dog.
18. My head hurts so bad.
19. I ran out of coffee, my life is over.
20. So I didn’t have time to do laundry, so here I am, in my pajamas.
21. Dear Mom: I’m a failure. RIP my GPA.
22. I've never cried so much in my life.
23. I mentally cannot handle this anymore.
24. Mommmmmmmmmmm, college sucks.
25. When I get home will you PLEASE cook my favorite meal?
26. I’ll be home in 3 days.
27. Will you and Dad be willing to let me live in the basement?
28. Mom, if I don't make it through this week, tell the dog I love her.
29. I’M ON MY WAY HOME.
30. MY BUS IS RUNNING LATE, WHAT IS THIS VOODOO MAGIC?
So there you have it. Just a few examples of all the wonderful texts that your mother reads when you’re suffering through finals week. Remember to give her something good on Mother’s Day.