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30 Text Messages You Send To Your Besties

Best friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone.

Allison McCrea

Feb 22, 2016

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My best friends know the passcode to my phone. I always tell them that if I were to die, take my phone and delete all of my texts ... someone reading that stuff is like Nicholas Cage finding the National Treasure.

If you're a girl who is in constant communication with your best friends via text, you'll feel me personally on this one.

1. The sarcastic text

2. The I ate too much food text

3. The chain message text

4. The Instagram text

5. The period text

6. The Uber text

7. The weekend plans text

8. The ex text

9. The Snapchat text

10. The late night text

11. The location text

12. The relationship advice text

13. The class text

14. The Tinder text

15. The Bumble text (because its better)

16. The parent text

17. The favor text

18. The really huge get out of bed favor text

19. The bad decisions text

20. The answer me texts

21. The miss you, catch up text

22. The bomb drop but forgot to respond text

23. The my life is awkward 100 percent of the rime text

24. The this is serious, I need advice ASAP text

25. The I did something bad and I regret it text

26. The going out text

27. The Starbucks text

28. The appearance text

29. The creepy I'm stalking you text

30. The I'm obsessed with you and you're my best friend text

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30 Text Messages You Send To Your Besties

Best friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone.

1. The sarcastic text

2. The I ate too much food text

3. The chain message text

4. The Instagram text

5. The period text

6. The Uber text

7. The weekend plans text

8. The ex text

9. The Snapchat text

10. The late night text

11. The location text

12. The relationship advice text

13. The class text

14. The Tinder text

15. The Bumble text (because its better)

16. The parent text

17. The favor text

18. The really huge get out of bed favor text

19. The bad decisions text

20. The answer me texts

21. The miss you, catch up text

22. The bomb drop but forgot to respond text

23. The my life is awkward 100 percent of the rime text

24. The this is serious, I need advice ASAP text

25. The I did something bad and I regret it text

26. The going out text

27. The Starbucks text

28. The appearance text

29. The creepy I'm stalking you text

30. The I'm obsessed with you and you're my best friend text

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AKA, Christmas overload.

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

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