" Spongebob Squarepants:" whether you're 9 or 109, there's no denying the humor in this Nickelodeon cartoon. Where it might be the most idiotic show TV has to offer, it also has the funniest, most quotable one liners ever. Here are some of Spongebob's highlights:

1. "My leg!"

2. "No, this is Patrick."'

4. "Big. Meaty. Claws."

5. "Do you smell that? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly"

6. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

7. “Firmly grasp it.”

8. "Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!”

9. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died."

10. "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."

11. "Are you Squidward now? ... That’s okay take your time.”

12. "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli."

13. "What are they sellin'?"

14. "Oh East? I thought you said "Weast"."

15. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

16. "Soiled it."

17. "Mr. Krabs, I have an idea."

18. "Are you finished with those errands?"

19. I'm ugly and I'm proud."

20. "Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. He was number one."

21. "Leedle leedle leedle leedle."

22. "Finland!"

23. "It's like all he knows is fine dining...and breathing!"

24. "Me hoy minoy."

25. "...you like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?"

26. "Bring it arooouuuund town."

27. "Future."

28. "Some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza..."

29. "May I take your hat, sir?"

30. "Who you callin' Pinhead?"