Oh, Valentines Day...The day that couples celebrate each other with chocolate and flowers. If you are single, you may be thinking nothing is worse than seeing everyone post about how wonderful their V-Day was. However, I have come up with a list of things that are DEFINITELY worse than being single on this day:
1. Being mauled by a bear
(sorry Leo)
2. Being Trump's PR people
3. Cankles
4. Wanting Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday
5. The Patriots winning the Superbowl…
6. Your hair tie getting caught in your hair
7. Accidentally swiping right
8. An eyelash poking you in the eye
9. Waiting on your car to warm up when it’s freezing outside
10. Coughing during an exam
11. Being near the person coughing during an exam
12. Having to be around someone you dislike
13. Getting caught in a glue trap
14. Leaving your coffee in the pot all Christmas break
(yeah, I did that)
15. Running out of coffee
16. Realizing you are out of toilet paper as you’re using the bathroom
17. Sending a Reply All accidentally
18. Stepping in dog poop
19. The little pieces of skin around your fingers that hurt like hell if you try to peel them off
20. Pink eye
21. Tripping on the stage during graduation
22. Falling into a thorn bush
23. Getting a paper cut
24. Being homeless after graduation
25. Forgetting your ID when you go out
26. Stubbing your toe
27. Poison Oak
28. Breaking your collar bone
29. Running over a dog
30. Realizing your cheese is molded after you ate it
So, there you have it. Remember, things could always be worse.