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30 Situations Worse Than Being Single On Valentine's Day

Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday anyone? Oh, wait.

Corey Tate
Feb 05, 2017
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30 Situations Worse Than Being Single On Valentine's Day
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Oh, Valentines Day...The day that couples celebrate each other with chocolate and flowers. If you are single, you may be thinking nothing is worse than seeing everyone post about how wonderful their V-Day was. However, I have come up with a list of things that are DEFINITELY worse than being single on this day:


1. Being mauled by a bear

(sorry Leo)

2. Being Trump's PR people

3. Cankles

4. Wanting Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday

5. The Patriots winning the Superbowl…

6. Your hair tie getting caught in your hair

7. Accidentally swiping right

8. An eyelash poking you in the eye

9. Waiting on your car to warm up when it’s freezing outside

10. Coughing during an exam

11. Being near the person coughing during an exam

12. Having to be around someone you dislike

13. Getting caught in a glue trap

14. Leaving your coffee in the pot all Christmas break

(yeah, I did that)

15. Running out of coffee

16. Realizing you are out of toilet paper as you’re using the bathroom

17. Sending a Reply All accidentally

18. Stepping in dog poop

19. The little pieces of skin around your fingers that hurt like hell if you try to peel them off

20. Pink eye

21. Tripping on the stage during graduation

22. Falling into a thorn bush

23. Getting a paper cut

24. Being homeless after graduation

25. Forgetting your ID when you go out

26. Stubbing your toe

27. Poison Oak

28. Breaking your collar bone

29. Running over a dog

30. Realizing your cheese is molded after you ate it


So, there you have it. Remember, things could always be worse.

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