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30 Things Scarier Than The Clown Sightings

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30 Things Scarier Than The Clown Sightings
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Hopefully, you're no stranger to what's been going on in the news lately. People are dressing up as clowns and strolling onto high school and college campuses, even main roads in suburban town as if this life is some sort of horror flick directed by Michael Bay. While I have to admit, these clown sightings across the nation are scaring the crap out of me, and I assume most of you, there's honestly much more frightening things in this world than masked psychos swarming the streets in attempt to get a good scare of out someone (hard to believe I know). Let's begin:

1. The next presidential debate.

2. Not to mention, either of these two candidates as president of this country.

3. Leonardo DiCaprio quitting acting to go to Mars.

4. Kim Kardashian being considered one of the most powerful women in the world.

5. My mom when I miss her call.

6. Chipotle having once considered to get rid of guac as an ingredient.

7. This bizarre season of American Horror Story and it's unclear theme.

8. Drake shaving his beard.

9. Harry Styles cutting off his hair.

10. Your bank account after a night out.

11. Someone finding all your saved screenshots.

12. Doc Martens.

13. When your wifi connection decreases to one little bar.

14. When your phones on 10 percent and you have four hours left of your shift.

15. Someone breaking out their uggs in September.

16. Opening your messages and seeing the three dots while waiting for a text back from your crush.

17. The bathroom at the bar.

18. Liking someones picture from 116 weeks ago.

19. The pictures of you decked out in your Justice clothes from 5th grade.

20. When you hear everyone discussing the answer to question 2, saying it was 11 but you got 94.

21. When you lie on your resume and they hire you but mostly for a skill you're incapable of.

22. When a teacher says "Who haven't I called on yet?'

23. Thinking it's Friday but it's actually Wednesday.

24. Finding out what's really in McNuggets.

25. Waking up and not knowing where you are or what year it is after an accidental nap.

26. Waking up and not knowing where you are after a night out.

27. Family Gatherings.

28. Having to call somewhere to order something, ask a question, etc.

29. Graduation.

30. Screaming Children.

You see? You have a lot scarier things to be afraid of.

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