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30 Much Better Presidential Candidates

We need a real leader.

Kate Dorney
Mar 15, 2016
University at Albany, SUNY
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30 Much Better Presidential Candidates

Let's all be honest here, the 2016 presidential race is a complete mess! Each presidential candidate is basically a complete caricature of a person. The only event that has been the source of more memes was Leonardo DiCaprio's desire to win an Oscar. While I'm not sure if the current candidates are ready for the White House, I know some people who are.


1. Ellen DeGeneres


2. North West


3. Kevin Malone from "The Office"


4. Chris Pratt


5. Betty White

We already know that she looks good in a pantsuit.


6. Elle Woods from "Legally Blonde"

I mean, she did go to Harvard.


7. Ice-T


8. Anna Kendrick


9. Neil Patrick Harris


10. Cher

She is already the queen of Twitter, so we might as well let her run our country too.


11. Steve Harvey


12. Jacob Tremblay

No country would ever want to go to war with us ever again.


13. Jennifer Lopez


14. Tina Fey

We all want to be best friends with her and who wouldn't want their best friend to be elected?


15. Celia Hodes from "Weeds"


16. Air Bud

He was the heart and soul of around five different sports teams and the icon of a generation.


17. The backup dancers from "Single Ladies"

I respect anyone who can hold their own while dancing with Beyonce.


18. Maury

If he can manage his guests on his show, then he can manage all of America.


19. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends"


20. Adele


21. Bartolo Colon

If you're not familiar with him, please look up images of him batting. He is a national treasure.


22. Kevin Spacey

I mean, he is kind of already a president.


23. Tom from Myspace


24. Michael Cera


25. Any of the Hanson Brothers


26. DJ Khaled

The country will be booming.


27. Oprah


28. Theresa Caputo, The Long Island Medium

She can channel our forefathers for advice.


29. My boyfriend's dog

His name is Chestnut and he's very reasonable.


30. Bill Nye

He would be the most popular president of all time.

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