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31 Pickup Lines That Will Guarantee You Don't Get The Guy/Girl

If I had a time for every time I heard that line I would throw them all at you.

Regan Dorman

Feb 13, 2017

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31 Pickup Lines That Will Guarantee You Don't Get The Guy/Girl

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Pick up lines are sometimes awesome and have a soul purpose, and other times, they're just to get someone in the sack. So, if you are trying to flirt someone, or are genuinely interested in them, I would suggest not, absolutely never, using these pick-up lines.

1. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

2. Did it hurt? Ya know, when you fell from heaven?

3. You've got the buns, and I think I got the hot dog.

4. You're like my pinky toe. You're cute and I want to bang your on my coffee table later.

5. If you were a tropical fruit you'd be a fine apple

6. Where's the like button for your smile?

7. Are you from Tenessee cause you're the only ten-i-see

8. Do you like grapes cause you're as fine as wine.

9. Do you like sleeping? Maybe we should do it together sometime.

10. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you.

11. Is your muffin buttered? Do you want us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

12. Speaking of chairs you look like a fun place to sit.

13. Hello, can I have sex with you?

14. *In Malfoy voice* mind if I Slytherian?

15. How do you like your eggs in morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

16. Are you wearing space pants? ‘Cause you're out of this world.

17. The longest arrow I have isn't my quiver.

18. I know your feet must be tired ‘cause you've been walkin’ through my mind all day.

19. That's a nice pair of legs, what time do they open?

20. Are you google ‘cause you have everything I've been searching for?

21. Have you seen Aladdin? I like sex.

22. I will churn thy butter.

23. Hey superstar, are you ready to score?

25. I didn't want to follow you home, it's just my parents told me to follow my dreams.

26. Can you give me directions to your heart ‘cause I'm lost in your eyes

27. You remind me of a box of chocolates ‘cause I want to take your top off.

28. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

29. Did you know my body has 206 bones? You wanna give me another one?

30. Somebody call the cops because it's got be illegal to look that good!

31. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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