If I had a choice between shaving my face with a rusty chainsaw and voting for Hillary Clinton, I would choose the rusty chainsaw. After a bit of thought, I've made a list of 30 people who I would more likely write in than Clinton.

1. Donald Trump: Of course, he is the first choice, mainly because he is going to be the only on this list actually running.

2. Jon Snow: He did alright with the Night's Watch until they all decided to stab him.

3. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and very disputed ruler of the tristate area.

4. Vermin Supreme: Give the boot headed fella a chance.

5. Vladimir Putin: He's doing well with Russia, let him have the US too.

6. Walter White: He could pull us out of the debt we're in.

7. Julius Caesar: Like Jon Snow, he did pretty well until everyone decided to stab him.

8. Margaret Thatcher: She'd actually do an outstanding job, probably.

9. Giant Meteor: See cover photo.

10. Dr. Evil: He'd destroy our enemies with frickin' laser beams.

11. Rick Sanchez: He doesn't really care about Earth or anyone on it, but maybe that apathy is just what we need.

12. A zombie Hillary Clinton: She might actually pick a cabinet with brains, amirite?

13. Anyone playing Pokemon GO right now: No one is quite sure how it works but they're trying, similar to the Obama presidency, but better.

14. Rick Grimes: He's been some places, did some things, and seen a lot.

15. Snoop Dogg: I'm not sure what he would do exactly, but it'd be fresh.

16. Eric Snowden: It'd be a pretty cool way to reward him for being honest.

17. Dr. Horrible.

18. Yzma: She's also a witch, but she never successfully killed Kuzco.

19. Darth Vader: At least he was honest about his dark side.

20. The Mad King: He just burned his subjects, he never really lied to them about what he was doing.

21. Boromir: It's not really his fault he betrayed the fellowship, well kinda, he was just being careless; we'll give him a #HillaryPass.

22. Sauron: He didn't have to deceive his people to inspire and encourage them.

23. Monica Lewnisky: I mean, she did get the job done when Hillary didn't.

24. Batman: He's the one we need but not the one we deserve.

25. Hannibal Lecter: He's a smart guy.

26. Jaws: You know, the giant killer shark.

27. Kim Jong Un: Because he couldn't do an any worse job than she will.

28. Any other Democratic candidate: Like, come on guys, how'd you screw this up? She probably rigged the elections anyway, but still (cough, cough) California.

29. Voldemort: On TV he was a hit, and he really knows how to plan ahead; also he isn't afraid of letting everyone know he's the dark lord.

30. Daniel Tosh: Because at least he would purposefully make his presidency a joke.