If I had a choice between shaving my face with a rusty chainsaw and voting for Hillary Clinton, I would choose the rusty chainsaw. After a bit of thought, I've made a list of 30 people who I would more likely write in than Clinton.
1. Donald Trump: Of course, he is the first choice, mainly because he is going to be the only on this list actually running.
2. Jon Snow: He did alright with the Night's Watch until they all decided to stab him.
3. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and very disputed ruler of the tristate area.
4. Vermin Supreme: Give the boot headed fella a chance.
5. Vladimir Putin: He's doing well with Russia, let him have the US too.
6. Walter White: He could pull us out of the debt we're in.
7. Julius Caesar: Like Jon Snow, he did pretty well until everyone decided to stab him.
8. Margaret Thatcher: She'd actually do an outstanding job, probably.
9. Giant Meteor: See cover photo.
10. Dr. Evil: He'd destroy our enemies with frickin' laser beams.
11. Rick Sanchez: He doesn't really care about Earth or anyone on it, but maybe that apathy is just what we need.
12. A zombie Hillary Clinton: She might actually pick a cabinet with brains, amirite?
13. Anyone playing Pokemon GO right now: No one is quite sure how it works but they're trying, similar to the Obama presidency, but better.
14. Rick Grimes: He's been some places, did some things, and seen a lot.
15. Snoop Dogg: I'm not sure what he would do exactly, but it'd be fresh.
16. Eric Snowden: It'd be a pretty cool way to reward him for being honest.
17. Dr. Horrible.
18. Yzma: She's also a witch, but she never successfully killed Kuzco.
19. Darth Vader: At least he was honest about his dark side.
20. The Mad King: He just burned his subjects, he never really lied to them about what he was doing.
21. Boromir: It's not really his fault he betrayed the fellowship, well kinda, he was just being careless; we'll give him a #HillaryPass.
22. Sauron: He didn't have to deceive his people to inspire and encourage them.
23. Monica Lewnisky: I mean, she did get the job done when Hillary didn't.
24. Batman: He's the one we need but not the one we deserve.
25. Hannibal Lecter: He's a smart guy.
26. Jaws: You know, the giant killer shark.
27. Kim Jong Un: Because he couldn't do an any worse job than she will.
28. Any other Democratic candidate: Like, come on guys, how'd you screw this up? She probably rigged the elections anyway, but still (cough, cough) California.
29. Voldemort: On TV he was a hit, and he really knows how to plan ahead; also he isn't afraid of letting everyone know he's the dark lord.
30. Daniel Tosh: Because at least he would purposefully make his presidency a joke.
