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30 Hilarious Tweets That Every College Student Can Relate To

"College is weird because you have the time of your life while simultaneously having mental breakdowns."

Lauren Mallen

Dec 21, 2015

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30 Hilarious Tweets That Every College Student Can Relate To

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1. College summed up in under 140 characters.

2. Still trying to figure out which one is worse.

3. The only thing that gets me out of bed is realizing there's an in-class assignment.

4. Why is it that with each group project you get even dumber partners than the one before?

5. Definitely has happened to me once or twice, or over 10 times.

6. Free pizza, yes please! Class canceled, thank you!

7. The most frightening thing I have ever heard.

8. Library fee: $2,478. "But I don't even go to the library." Too bad, you're paying!

9. How I look right now.

10. Sometimes this happens and you just gotta change your life path.

11. Throwback to third grade when life was easy.

12. The best study tip I've heard in awhile.

13. Taking as long as possible to become an "adultier" adult.

14. A very accurate summary.

15. I feel ya, Brit.

16. Yes, he can! LOL just kidding realistically he can not.

17. When you nod your head yes that you understand, but you wanna say no I am so lost.

18. Crying probably happens the most often.

19. Laptop in class, laptop in the library, laptop in your room.

20. Damaged but still adorable.

21. Any buy one semester get one semester free deals?

22. A weekly schedule.

23. Those friends you have in class who aren't really your friends.

24. Me, every day.

25. Twelve Days of Christmas: college edition.

26. The only thing that gets me through tough days.

27. Then you lose 10 points and that makes you fail the class.

28. Either way, there is Netflix to be watched.

29. I feel like I've been in three rounds of Hunger Games.

30. Hopefully, this one fact can help me in the future.

Good luck to all you college kids, keep on surviving and thriving.

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30 Hilarious Tweets That Every College Student Can Relate To

"College is weird because you have the time of your life while simultaneously having mental breakdowns."

1. College summed up in under 140 characters.

2. Still trying to figure out which one is worse.

3. The only thing that gets me out of bed is realizing there's an in-class assignment.

4. Why is it that with each group project you get even dumber partners than the one before?

5. Definitely has happened to me once or twice, or over 10 times.

6. Free pizza, yes please! Class canceled, thank you!

7. The most frightening thing I have ever heard.

8. Library fee: $2,478. "But I don't even go to the library." Too bad, you're paying!

9. How I look right now.

10. Sometimes this happens and you just gotta change your life path.

11. Throwback to third grade when life was easy.

12. The best study tip I've heard in awhile.

13. Taking as long as possible to become an "adultier" adult.

14. A very accurate summary.

15. I feel ya, Brit.

16. Yes, he can! LOL just kidding realistically he can not.

17. When you nod your head yes that you understand, but you wanna say no I am so lost.

18. Crying probably happens the most often.

19. Laptop in class, laptop in the library, laptop in your room.

20. Damaged but still adorable.

21. Any buy one semester get one semester free deals?

22. A weekly schedule.

23. Those friends you have in class who aren't really your friends.

24. Me, every day.

25. Twelve Days of Christmas: college edition.

26. The only thing that gets me through tough days.

27. Then you lose 10 points and that makes you fail the class.

28. Either way, there is Netflix to be watched.

29. I feel like I've been in three rounds of Hunger Games.

30. Hopefully, this one fact can help me in the future.

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!