If you want raw, real humor from a celebrity, look no further than chef and now makeup ambassador, Chrissy Teigen's tweets (oh yeah, and she's also John Legend's wife).

1. When she couldn't find her husband

2. When she discovered Photoshop

3. When she shared her thoughts on pasta

4. When she was ready to frame John

5. When she didn't hold back about her hatred for new technology

6. When she showed her love of music

7. When she was honest about getting older

8. When she shed light on important issues

9. When she got excited about her 11:11 wish

10. When she had to deflate John's ego

11. When she described showers perfectly

12. When she was honest about how friendship works

13. When she explained that she gets lonely, too

14. When she explained the reasoning behind John's music

15. When she explained that she gets just as excited as us

16. When she confessed her unashamed love for food

17. When she proved to be extremely lazy yet efficient

18. When she expressed her frustration about flying

19. When she was just a little too busy for her husband

20. When she trolled every Instagram user

21. When she roasted people who ride bikes

22. When she thought about the life of birds

23. When she perfectly explained friendship

24. When she felt the rejection of a pet

25. When she is honest about her feelings on nationalities

26. When she articulated her love for Buffalo Wild Wings

27. When she talked truth about avocados

28. When she shows her love for John

29. When she has thoughts about other celebrities

30. When she tries to be hip and cool (and it works)