"Criminal Minds" was my recent binge. The sad part is that I still have to watch season 13, but I finally finished the other 12 seasons. From those seasons, I picked some quotes that I will always remember. And, no, they are not the inspiring quotes that they do at the beginning and end of each episode.
Here are 30 underrated "Criminal Minds" quotes that everyone should remember:
1. "Hi, this is Dr. Spencer Reid. I can actually come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a d-" -Dr. Spencer Reid
2. "I can hear the high-pitched whine from your IQ from all the way over here. What is it?" -Agent David Rossi
3. "As snugly as I fit into the chiseled arms of Derek Morgan" -Penelope Garcia
4. "I just gave the bartender my number in Roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot" -Dr. Spencer Reid
5. "Is it really hard for you to be normal just one time?" -Agent Derek Morgan
6. "Hey, what's with you? You need a hug or something?" -Agent David Rossi
7. "I don't hate you. I'm not just necessarily excited by your existence" -Dr. Spencer Reid
8. "Do not make me smack you in front of all these people" -Agent Derek Morgan
9. "Oh, uh half caf extra shot venti two pump non-fat hold the whip caramel macchiato" -Agent Emily Prentiss
10. "Jealous? Why? Because you're bedding down with a muscle-bound, modern-day 007" -Kevin Lynch
11. "What, did you join a boy band?" -Agent Aaron Hotchner
12. "I could drive, it's just the government wouldn't issue me a license until I was 14" -Dr. Spencer Reid
13. "Are you kidding? I was a prosecutor; I can hold him off for days" -Agent Aaron Hotchner
14. "Look, man, are you a pain in the ass? Yes, sir! But wantin' to hang out with you and needin' you to lead this team are two very different things" -Agent Derek Morgan
15. "Well, road side hotels definitely go on my list...of things to never do again" -Agent Emily Prentiss
16. "He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI" -Agent David Rossi
17. "I have the magic ingredient. It's called Splenda" -Agent Emily Prentiss
18. "Come on, drunk college students don't exactly want to hear they shouldn't talk to strangers" -Agent Jennifer Jareau
19. "I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really want to see?" -Dr. Spencer Reid
20. "I've been thinking about it, and the entire time I've known Hotch I don't think I've seen him blink" -Dr. Spencer Reid
"I wouldn't be, but I'm a blinker" -Dr. Spencer Reid
22. "Classic cannibalism, lovely job we have" -Agent David Rossi
23. "Like Emily Brontë doomed, like Shakespeare doomed, like red shirted Ensign in Star Trek doomed..." -Penelope Garcia
24. "I'm Italian. It knows better" -Agent David Rossi
25. "He's so lifelike" -Agent Emily Prentiss
26. "I was a twelve year old prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl" -Dr. Spencer Reid
27. "No you don't Morgan. All you do is kick down doors" -Dr. Spencer Reid
28. "As a wise black man once told me? Baby girl, you be trippin" -Penelope Garcia
29. "This is calm and it's Doctor" -Dr. Spencer Reid
30. "Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to" -Agent Aaron Hotchner
So yes, almost every other line is Dr. Spencer Reid, but he is my favorite character. Even though he is not in such a good spot after season 12. He has strange sayings because he is such a strange dude.
