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30 Of The Best 'Criminal Minds' Quotes Of All Time

"As snugly as I fit into the chiseled arms of Derek Morgan"

Kyanna Gonzalez

Jun 27, 2018

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"Criminal Minds" was my recent binge. The sad part is that I still have to watch season 13, but I finally finished the other 12 seasons. From those seasons, I picked some quotes that I will always remember. And, no, they are not the inspiring quotes that they do at the beginning and end of each episode.

Here are 30 underrated "Criminal Minds" quotes that everyone should remember:

1. "Hi, this is Dr. Spencer Reid. I can actually come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a d-" -Dr. Spencer Reid

2. "I can hear the high-pitched whine from your IQ from all the way over here. What is it?" -Agent David Rossi

3. "As snugly as I fit into the chiseled arms of Derek Morgan" -Penelope Garcia

4. "I just gave the bartender my number in Roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot" -Dr. Spencer Reid

5. "Is it really hard for you to be normal just one time?" -Agent Derek Morgan

6. "Hey, what's with you? You need a hug or something?" -Agent David Rossi

7. "I don't hate you. I'm not just necessarily excited by your existence" -Dr. Spencer Reid

8. "Do not make me smack you in front of all these people" -Agent Derek Morgan

9. "Oh, uh half caf extra shot venti two pump non-fat hold the whip caramel macchiato" -Agent Emily Prentiss

10. "Jealous? Why? Because you're bedding down with a muscle-bound, modern-day 007" -Kevin Lynch

11. "What, did you join a boy band?" -Agent Aaron Hotchner

12. "I could drive, it's just the government wouldn't issue me a license until I was 14" -Dr. Spencer Reid

13. "Are you kidding? I was a prosecutor; I can hold him off for days" -Agent Aaron Hotchner

14. "Look, man, are you a pain in the ass? Yes, sir! But wantin' to hang out with you and needin' you to lead this team are two very different things" -Agent Derek Morgan

15. "Well, road side hotels definitely go on my list...of things to never do again" -Agent Emily Prentiss

16. "He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI" -Agent David Rossi

17. "I have the magic ingredient. It's called Splenda" -Agent Emily Prentiss

18. "Come on, drunk college students don't exactly want to hear they shouldn't talk to strangers" -Agent Jennifer Jareau

19. "I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really want to see?" -Dr. Spencer Reid

20. "I've been thinking about it, and the entire time I've known Hotch I don't think I've seen him blink" -Dr. Spencer Reid

"I wouldn't be, but I'm a blinker" -Dr. Spencer Reid

22. "Classic cannibalism, lovely job we have" -Agent David Rossi

23. "Like Emily Brontë doomed, like Shakespeare doomed, like red shirted Ensign in Star Trek doomed..." -Penelope Garcia

24. "I'm Italian. It knows better" -Agent David Rossi

25. "He's so lifelike" -Agent Emily Prentiss

26. "I was a twelve year old prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl" -Dr. Spencer Reid

27. "No you don't Morgan. All you do is kick down doors" -Dr. Spencer Reid

28. "As a wise black man once told me? Baby girl, you be trippin" -Penelope Garcia

29. "This is calm and it's Doctor" -Dr. Spencer Reid

30. "Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to" -Agent Aaron Hotchner

So yes, almost every other line is Dr. Spencer Reid, but he is my favorite character. Even though he is not in such a good spot after season 12. He has strange sayings because he is such a strange dude.

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"As snugly as I fit into the chiseled arms of Derek Morgan"

1. "Hi, this is Dr. Spencer Reid. I can actually come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a d-" -Dr. Spencer Reid

2. "I can hear the high-pitched whine from your IQ from all the way over here. What is it?" -Agent David Rossi

3. "As snugly as I fit into the chiseled arms of Derek Morgan" -Penelope Garcia

4. "I just gave the bartender my number in Roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot" -Dr. Spencer Reid

5. "Is it really hard for you to be normal just one time?" -Agent Derek Morgan

6. "Hey, what's with you? You need a hug or something?" -Agent David Rossi

7. "I don't hate you. I'm not just necessarily excited by your existence" -Dr. Spencer Reid

8. "Do not make me smack you in front of all these people" -Agent Derek Morgan

9. "Oh, uh half caf extra shot venti two pump non-fat hold the whip caramel macchiato" -Agent Emily Prentiss

10. "Jealous? Why? Because you're bedding down with a muscle-bound, modern-day 007" -Kevin Lynch

11. "What, did you join a boy band?" -Agent Aaron Hotchner

12. "I could drive, it's just the government wouldn't issue me a license until I was 14" -Dr. Spencer Reid

13. "Are you kidding? I was a prosecutor; I can hold him off for days" -Agent Aaron Hotchner

14. "Look, man, are you a pain in the ass? Yes, sir! But wantin' to hang out with you and needin' you to lead this team are two very different things" -Agent Derek Morgan

15. "Well, road side hotels definitely go on my list...of things to never do again" -Agent Emily Prentiss

16. "He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI" -Agent David Rossi

17. "I have the magic ingredient. It's called Splenda" -Agent Emily Prentiss

18. "Come on, drunk college students don't exactly want to hear they shouldn't talk to strangers" -Agent Jennifer Jareau

19. "I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really want to see?" -Dr. Spencer Reid

20. "I've been thinking about it, and the entire time I've known Hotch I don't think I've seen him blink" -Dr. Spencer Reid

"I wouldn't be, but I'm a blinker" -Dr. Spencer Reid

22. "Classic cannibalism, lovely job we have" -Agent David Rossi

23. "Like Emily Brontë doomed, like Shakespeare doomed, like red shirted Ensign in Star Trek doomed..." -Penelope Garcia

24. "I'm Italian. It knows better" -Agent David Rossi

25. "He's so lifelike" -Agent Emily Prentiss

26. "I was a twelve year old prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl" -Dr. Spencer Reid

27. "No you don't Morgan. All you do is kick down doors" -Dr. Spencer Reid

28. "As a wise black man once told me? Baby girl, you be trippin" -Penelope Garcia

29. "This is calm and it's Doctor" -Dr. Spencer Reid

30. "Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to" -Agent Aaron Hotchner

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

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