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ATTENTION WOMEN!

3 Simple Steps for Dressing Like a Woman

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ATTENTION WOMEN!
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Are you confused about President Trump's statement that "women need to dress like women"?

Have no fear! Your local female is here to help you out with this conundrum. I have compiled a list of just three easy things to do in order to dress like a woman, guaranteed to add ease to your morning routine!

1. Your Identity

The question is this: Are you a woman, or do you comfortably identify as such? Whether you are cisgender or transgender, or even if you are non-binary and are having a femme day, if the answer to this question is "Yes," then you are already 33% of the way through your journey to dressing like a woman.

2. Go To Your Closet & Select An Outift

Now, this can be the hardest step. So many choices! And so many factors to consider: Where are you going? What will you be doing? How is the weather? Is this casual, formal, or professional? Once you have that all figured out, you are ready to pick out your outfit. It can be a cute dress and heels, a sensible suit, hell, it could even be your sweats. Whatever you feel comfortable wearing for the day's activities. Now look at you, you are more than halfway there!

3. Get Dressed

The very easiest step of them all. All you need to do here is put on the clothing you pulled from your closet.

And voila! You are a woman who has successfully dressed like a woman! Now, you may have heard some ridiculous statements from Washington about how the requirement for dressing like a woman is strictly to wear a dress. Now, if that is what you want to wear, then you do you and rock it, boo. However, if you don't wish to wear a dress and opt for a t-shirt and jeans, or a tux, or basically anything that is not a dress, that DOES NOT make you any less of a woman. The only thing that can dictate your womanhood is if YOU say you are a woman. Gender norms are a thing of the past, and some people need to catch up.

So you wear whatever you want to wear, and continue being the amazing woman that you are!

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