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3 Knots For A Fifty Shades Valentine

These may be a bit painful for some.

MiKayla Lancaster
Feb 14, 2017
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So if you are a book lover or movie lover of the Fifty Shades series, then I am sure you have made plans to see the newest of the series, Fifty Shades Darker. If not you totally should, wouldn't want you to be behind. Watching the movie for Valentine's Day or even reading the book is a great thing to do, but reenacting the movie is not. According to some sources, the author acted them out to make sure it was possible, but you aren't her. It can be dangerous and slightly stupid, but here is an comical view on it.

1) He openly admits to being a Sadist

In the second one, he openly admits to being a 'sadist'. A sadist is a person who derives pleasure from inflicting pain or humiliations on others. This relates back to the Odyssey article written by Chanelle Helle about Harley Quinn and The Joker . This is not #RelationshipGoals in any way, shape, or form. It is, however, a fictional novel in which case it is okay to read but not to live.

2) Books/Movies are Sexier than Real Life

They say life after marriage is different than single life, but life after kids is even different. You no longer only have to worry about yourselves but for them as well. Finding time for yourselves is challenging and when you get a couple hours of sleep in your future because kids are like being in college, only instead of staying up finishing papers, it's taking care of sick kids.

3) It is a FANTASY!

When the books came out and there was rumor that movie rope sales went through the roof. Yes, I am sure that there are people who do have this type of lifestyle, but not everyone should have this type of lifestyle. Along with rope sales, I'm sure the amount of hospital visits increased as well. After all, she graduated and then got an amazing apartment and her dream job in Seattle. Fairy tale much?

But after all those 'knots' here is a little more humor to get you through your week.

Want a tub of ice cream? Better go get your new favorite flavor...Vanilla.

Because who goes to a hardware store for tools these days?


Enjoy Fifty Shades Darker!

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