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29 Thoughts All Girls Have At The Gym Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'

In a gym full of Larry the Lobsters, I am Spongebob.

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29 Thoughts All Girls Have At The Gym Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'

Going to the gym, though a daily activity for some, may not really be all that enjoyable. No matter how much of an athlete you are, going to the gym is still a project. Whether it is waiting for the machine you want to use to free up, trying to find a song to pump you up or the fear of seeing someone you know, there is always something to occupy your mind aside from all the pain and torture of hitting up the gym.

Here are 29 thoughts that run through your mind at the gym explained by Spongebob:

1. "It's leg day!"

2. "Why are all the girls here tan and thin?"

3. "Why are all the guys here so buff and muscular?"

4. "How does this machine work?"

5. *Attempts to use it, an unusually loud bang echoes through the gym* "Why are all these people looking at me?"

6. "Time goes so slow here. I have had 15 minutes left on this thing for at least 40."

7. "Why am I here?"

8. "I've been on the treadmill for 35 minutes, so I probably burnt off that one piece of chocolate that I ate."

9. "Maybe when I get home I should order a pizza?"

10. "I'm just waiting for something embarrassing to happen to me."

11. "I can't breathe."

12. "Girl, stop eyeing my stained t-shirt and sweatpants. I see you in your sports bra and yoga pants. I DON'T ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A SLOB, OKAY?"

13. How my workout playlist should make me feel:

14. How I really feel:

15. "If I just go home and do this, can it count as cardio?"

16. "Why am I so sweaty?"

17. "Please don't use the machine next to me. You will be WAY too close."

18. "I can't wait for everyone to see how good my butt looks."

19. "Who stinks like that? Oh, I think I'm going to gag... wait. That smell is me."

20. "Yes, my pair of Converse is the only pair of 'gym shoes' I have. Get over it."

21. "THIS IS THE BEST WATER I HAVE EVER TASTED."

22. "Does grunting make lifting this easier?"

23. "Did that cracking sound just come from my leg? I should see a doctor after that one."

24. "Did someone say 'touch your toes'?"

25. "I didn't even know I had muscles in the places that are sore."

26. "Please don't take selfies in that mirror because I will be in the background looking like a sweaty elephant, and I will be the laughing stock of your Instagram feed."

27. "I still feel like I'm on the treadmill, but I'm not. I am walking like a drunk person."

28. "Hmm, I am kind of feeling myself today."


29. "Can someone carry me home now?"

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