It's that time of year again! The holiday single's hate but couples rejoice for. Truthfully I never really cared for it, even when I am in a relationship. Valentine's day is just another pointless holiday Hallmark uses to sell cards. The only perk of this day is the next day when all the chocolate goes on sale and everyone stops talking about it. Being a single girl in a world full of couples everywhere I turn, I will say this is the only time of the year that I look back for a moment and wish I had a boyfriend to share this day with and with that I wrote down a few of my thoughts during this day.
1. Just another day to me, nothing special here.
2. Discount chocolate, Discount chocolate goes on sale tomorrow keep telling yourself that.
3. WHO REALLY NEEDS LOVE ANYWAYS? I'M TOTALLY HAPPY BEING SINGLE WITH MY CAT OKAY?
4. I'm calling my mom, she get's my pain.
5. You may have a boyfriend for today, but I have cats every day who will never leave me and never complain about what shows I want to watch. So really who's the real winner now?
6. Is literally everyone in a relationship?
7. Were my past relationships really that bad?
8. Just kidding, they were awful, moving on.
9. *scrolls through Instagram* HOW IS SHE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND I'M NOT
10. I don't have time for a relationship anyways, so this is for the best, really.
11. *starts crying into wine glass*
12. I just want to find the Big to my Carrie.
13. Actually, that relationship was very dysfunctional for like 5 seasons so never mind back to the drawing board.
14.I blame romantic comedies for my false sense of reality on love.
15. I think I'm just too funny for every guy I meet. They just don't get my humor. Therefore this is why I'm single.
16. I don't believe in relationships anyways.
17. At least I don't have to worry about a breakup. Break ups are the worst.
18. Oh look your boyfriend gave you ANOTHER stuffed dog, I forgot we still collect those like we're seven.
19. Shit, am I really this bitter?
20. This is why I'm alone, isn't it?
21. My mom was right I shouldn't have blown off that guy with Jesus hair from three summers ago at church camp. Maybe I'd be the girl with the stuffed dog right now.
22. But he did have a weird obsession with Ninja turtles.
23. GOD IS THIS WHAT I GET WITH MY CHOICES OF BOYS? NINJA TURTLE GUYS OR GUYS WHO TREAT ME LIKE SHIT? WHAT DID I DO? I AM A GOOD PERSON WHO LIKES DOGS.
24. Being single sucks.
25. I kind of love it, though.
26. Oh well, there's always next year.
27. Who needs Valentine's day when you have two cats and a bottle of wine.
28. And pizza.
29. Exactly. Crazy people, that's who. I'm going to go binge watch the notebook with my cats and think that love is a lie while I do it.
xo.
