Hello, lads and lasses.

I hope you're having the time of your life in Cabo, Miami, Hawaii or wherever you are. While many of you will be getting plastered with your friends, I've created a list of activities for those who will be staying home for break this year.

There is a chance that the following activities may not be enjoyable nor safe and there is a chance that you might get seriously injured or arrested.

Viewer discretion is advised.

1. Clean your house

Hey, at least your parents are going to love you for this one. If you got any extra time, come clean my house too.

2. Go study at the library

A good student studies in advance and reviews afterwards. Go to the library and earn the 4.0 you deserve.

3. Go pass out at the library

Who are we kidding? You're probably not going to the library to study. But if you do decide to go, make sure to bring a pillow so you can have a nice nap.

5. Get HAM radio certification

I always wanted to get HAM radio certified. Isn't this how you talk with aliens? No? Okay, never mind then.

6. Build a robot

How hard can it be? You could probably learn how to build one from YouTube.

7. Spend time with your parents

When I say "spend time", I actually mean drink with your parents. While you are at it, you can play a little drinking game called "Truth or Drink". Watch the full video here.

8. Take your dog to the dog park

Sometimes I feel bad for my dog because he's home, all by himself, eating the same food every day. Also, he's getting fat. I'm sure the dog will have the time of his life and will love you forever for doing this.

9. Take your cat to the dog park

I don't think your cats going to like you after this but I'm kind of curious to see what will happen..

10. Take a shower

Day 1 is finished, and you still have so much to do. Why don't you take a shower before you head off to bed.

11. Get a fake tan

Hey, at least you could tell people that you went somewhere fun for break.

12. Drink lots of water

Hydration is key in any things that you do. Sports, writing, violin practice, whatever it is water is key.

13. Ding-dong ditch your neighbors

This was the go to mischievous prank that we used to do as kids. Now if you get caught, you might have to pay a fine or get arrested I don't know. Worst thing about being an adult is that it's harder to get away with things like this.

14. Get a Haircut

All wise men have said many times in history, "when you look good, you play good."

15. Go get yourself a job

Now that you're tan, you're clean and gotten a haircut, maybe it's about time you got off your bum and find yourself a job.

16. See how many Locos Doritos Tacos you can eat in an hour

This would be the perfect first date with your crush. Ask him or her out to Taco Bell and challenge them to a Doritos taco eating contest.

17. Count the minutes you're on the toilet

Have fun dealing with the aftermath of no. 16

18. See what happens if you try to steal a cop car

Please let me know what happens after. *This stunt requires tremendous amount of courage to pull off

19. Buy a pet tortoise

Click on this link. You can also buy an alligator.

20. Buy a pet hare

Do you see where I'm going with this?

21. Race them

I've always wondered if fables were literal.

22. Leave a Yelp review

5 star is guaranteed. Make sure to use MLA format and cite your sources.

23. Skinny dip in the community pool

This is probably the most fun way to get arrested and possibly be registered as a sex offender.

24. Make a YouTube video

Your first video would be somewhere along the lines of "A College Student Finally Arrested After Stealing Cop Car and Skinny Dipping in a Pool."

25. Find out what kind of food they serve in Prison

This is the only natural step after what you did in the community pool, you sick monster.

26. Become a Pokémon master

Do you want to be the very best or nah?

27. Read a book

Now at this point, you're thinking, "finally, a normal human activity!"

28. Fall sleep one more time

Break will be over sooner than you know it. Enjoy your time off while it lasts and get plenty of sleep.

*This list was created for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt any of these stunts in real life, we will not be held liable for any damages under any circumstances.