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27 Things Jewish Girls Can't Resist

The most accurate Jewish things to ever exist.

Emily Brachfeld
Apr 18, 2017
University of Delaware
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27 Things Jewish Girls Can't Resist
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1. Bagels

2. Saying that they're Jewish

3. NJBs

4. Sleepaway camp

5. Yiddish words

6. Jewish geography

7. Going to colleges where there's a Jewish population

8. Fasting (Oh wait, I can resist that one)

9. Being called a Jap

10. Weekly mani/pedis

11. Going to Florida over winter break to visit your grandparents

12. Wearing gym clothes all day every day (even when you know you won't work out)

13. Owning a hamsa and/or monogram necklace

14. Talking about their Bat Mitzvah

15. Talking about how Drake, Hoodie Allen, Mila Kunis, Adam Levine, Adam Sandler, and Drake are Jewish

16. BBYO

17. Living in NJ, Westchester or Long Island

18. Birthright

19. Their Grandma's cooking

20. The Keratin

21. Good Jewish foods (bagels and lox, challah french toast, latkes, matzo ball soup)

22. Nose jobs

23. Having a stereotypical Jewish mom

24. Being asked if their parents are lawyers, doctors or businessmen

25. Buying new, cute outfits for the Jewish holidays


26. People knowing you're Jewish because your last name includes -feld, rosen, -stein, -berg, Cohen, -witz, -man or Weiss


27. Loving every minute of being Jewish

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